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1. The One With The Dirty Santa - A Hatchetfield Sitcom by thegiftedprocrastinator

   Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid  

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   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Dec 2025

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   • Paul Matthews/Emma Perkins
   • Paul Matthews & Emma Perkins
   • Richie Lipschitz & Paul Matthews
   • Paul Matthews & Ted Spankoffski
   • Paul Matthews & Bill Woodward
   • Paul Matthews & Melissa
   • Ted Spankoffski & Bill Woodward
   • Paul Matthews & Charlotte Sweetly
   • Paul Matthews
   • Bill Woodward
   • Ted Spankoffski
   • Charlotte Sweetly
   • Richie Lipschitz
   • Melissa (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)
   • Mr. Davidson (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)
   • Max Jägerman
   • Ruth Fleming
   • Basil the Bean
   • adding it for the memes
   • Christmas
   • Christmas Fluff
   • Christmas Party
   • Christmas Presents
   • Secret Santa
   • its dirty Santa but I feel like tagging that is inviting trouble
   • Paul Matthews is Richie Lipschitz's Uncle
   • Autistic Paul Matthews
   • Ted Spankoffski Being an Asshole
   • Minor Paul Matthews/Emma Perkins
   • Sitcom
   • Fluff
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Sexual Humor
   • Ted is in this so yes tread lightly
   • bad gifts
   • the worst crime of all
   • Musical: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
   • Alternate Universe - The Office Fusion
   • it was inspo for this whole series
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • Comedy

   Summary

   The Christmas episode!

   Please be Ted, please be Ted. Please be someone I don’t care about offending.

   The paper stared back at him mockingly.

   Charlotte. Sweet, sweet Charlotte.

   Fuck.

   Or: The CCRP office is hosting a Christmas party with a fun game of 'Dirty Santa'! Paul does not want to go until he learns who his Secret Santa is. Bill has Ted, Melissa keeps staring at him in a weird way and Ted is Ted. Chaos ensues.

   Series

   • Part 4 of Hatchet Scandal - A Hatchetfield Sitcom

   Language:

   English

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   Comments:

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