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Eat Your Heart Out Club!
[ Sat, 12:32 AM ]
MagicPixel: HEYYYY I FOUND IT HAHAHA
EternalGold: HELP I REALLY THOUGHT WE DELETED THIS GROUPCHAT OMGGGG
LotusBee: yooo!! its the year anniversary!! how we feeling
LionFish: Horrified, knowing we all banded together last year on this very day and several tragedies occurred soon after
LionFish: One of them was YOUR fault, sethos.
LotusBee: shhh move on
LionFish: YOU TRYING TO FLOOD THE TEMPLE OF SILENCE IS NOT AN EX I CAN "MOVE ON" FROM
LotusBee: hey we're missing one
MagicPixel: FUUUCK I FORGOT MASTER CHILDE HAD TO GET A NEW PHONE BECAUSE HE BROKE THE ONE IN THIS CHAT UGHHH
LotusBee: oh yeah how did that happen
EternalGold: he spilled soy sauce in his charging port and it killed itself
LotusBee: lol kinich core
MagicPixel: WHO HAS HIS NUMBER
MagicPixel: oh wait my boyfriend does
LotusBee: anyway how is everyone?? I haven't seen you all in a year.
EternalGold: OH SHUT UPPPPPP
EternalGold: YOU SAW US 5 DAYS AGO
LotusBee: yea. a year ago!
EternalGold: ON THE 30TH OF DECEMBER
EternalGold: THATS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
EternalGold: GAMING TELL HIM THATS NOT FUNNY
LionFish: I'm sorry I find it funny still.
EternalGold: Your humor is dilapidated.
LionFish: OKAY OW
LotusBee: guys seriously hows the holidays been
LionFish: other than work making me hear "i ordered this last year" 120 times within a 5 hour time frame, it was good
LionFish: kinich and i spent the holidays with hoth. the kids are really sweet and kinich and i did some angel trees
LotusBee: cool cool always love a crazy rich guy
LotusBee: and you aeth?
EternalGold: Have you ever gotten jumped by a surfboard.
LotusBee: i think that might be an original experience man
EternalGold: Die like the surfboards wanted me to.
LotusBee: did xiao ghost u or smth hello
EternalGold: Oh! No, he's sleeping. Right next to me actually.
EternalGold: and to actually answer, me, lumine, dain, xiao and his family went to a waterpark to celebratee
EternalGold: I'm more excited for Lantern Rite though.
[ MagicPixel added Ajax ]
MagicPixel: Fuck that was harder than I remember it being.
Ajax: Behold; the mighty lyney. humbled by messaging app ui.
MagicPixel: I hope Diluc kicks you out of bed.
Ajax: HEYYY
Ajax: ;,(
Ajax: I thought you guys loved me :(((((
EternalGold: CHILDEE GOOD TO SEE YOU
Ajax: Hi Aether :D
Ajax: Damn these nicknames brings back memories.
LotusBee: yeah like the time you got drunk at capitanos wedding and diluc had to drive 4 hours to get you home
Ajax: FUCK YOU
Ajax: He's forgiven me for that, for the record.
MagicPixel: Someone change his name, the UI is trying to turn me into an outlaw
MagicPixel: Anyway, Kinich is trying to take me skydiving tomorrow.
LionFish: US
LionFish: IM SO EXCITED
Ajax: GAMINGGG
LionFish: MR. CHILDE HIII
LionFish: I MISSED YOUU HOW WAS THE HONEYMOON
Ajax: It was gooddd, don't think Luc liked it that much though.
LotusBee: wtf when did you get married
Ajax: i wish
Ajax: we're talking about a movie seth
LotusBee: OHHH THE HONEYMOON
LotusBee: mb thought you and diluc got married LMFAOOO
LotusBee: i mean you two are unc so
Ajax: UNC?
EternalGold: BHWAJWJA
LionFish: Unc Childe!!
MagicPixel: And here we witness Unc Childe having a heart attack because he's old
Ajax: DIE A VIOLENT DEATH.
MagicPixel: I'm screenshotting that and sending it to father.
Ajax: YOU LITTLE SHTI
[ EternalGold has changed Ajax's nickname to Fire-Water (2.0) ]
EternalGold: Oh there we go
EternalGold: Anyway, are we doing anything fun for the anniversary?
LotusBee: ehh naahh scara wants to stay home for the rest of the break haha
LotusBee: lets meet up for lantern rite instead
LionFish: Yeahh! me and lyney are going skydiving w frem, lynette, and kinich so we dont have time to meet upp D:
EternalGold: Ohhh have funn! please be safee :D
LotusBee: get lyney's screams on rec
LotusBee: i'll remix it into bad apple
LionFish: deal as long as you remix frems into never gonna give you up
LotusBee: LMAO bet
MagicPixel: I leave you guys alone for FIVE minutes and you're already planning against me. rude.
LionFish: Hehe
MagicPixel: DON'T "HEHE" ME
Fire-Water (2.0): aww no meet up this year? shame.
MagicPixel: As if you aren't happy to get more time fist fighting your boyfriend
Fire-Water (2.0): true.
Fire-Water (2.0): ykw in the spirit of the holidays, here's a gift before we all go to bed
MagicPixel: ?
EternalGold: Ooh.
LotusBee: ??
LionFish: :o
[ Fire-Water (2.0) sent 34 images. ]
MagicPixel: FUck my wifi
EternalGold: OH MY GOD
LotusBee: SHIRTLESS DILUC PICS LETS GOOOOO
LionFish: Oh, Freminet is gonna be terrorizing them with these photos lmao
Fire-Water (2.0): Yes yes. Thank me for being so kind
MagicPixel: FUCK MY WIFI WONT LET ME SEE
EternalGold: THANK YOU CHILDEE
LotusBee: ty unc
MagicPixel: THIS IS SO UNFAIR
LionFish: Thank you Mr. Childe!! :D
MagicPixel: LET ME SEEEEEE