Chapter Text
Kuroo POV
... How'd I get here?
Oh wait, I remember....I probably should tell you guys..
"Kuroo sweetheart, we need to talk.."
"About what dad?"
My father, Davis Tadashi looked at me with grim. He didn't seem to know how I'd fair at the academy.
"Y'know how you've always Been... different than other kids?"
I looked at him, was he insinuating I was stupid?
"Yeah??"
I played along, maybe he'd leave me alone.
"I'm enrolling you in highschool."
"What."
...
So here I am, at Hatchet field High... Welcome to hell.
I walk into the dorm, this place looks shitty.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Hi! Is this dorm 4-20?"
"..."
"..."
"Uhh-"
SLAM
"Ow! That hit my face!!"
Hopefully she leaves me alone.
CLICK
Why'd the door unlock?
"Did you forget I also have a key?"
Right. Of course she does.
"...Right."
Samaki POV
My roommate had tried to shut me out...
She must be shy!! That's fine I'll help her be more comfortable!
"Sooo... Top or Bottom?" I asked cheerfully.
...
"What?"
"Y'know like bunk beds?"
"Oh.. Which one did you want?"
Aww! That's so sweet!
"Top!!"
Kuroo paused and looked at me
"I'll take the top bunk then."
Oh.. Well I'm sure she just wanted good advice!
...
Hours passed, I had left the dorm for my boxes earlier.
"Those boxes were heavy!"
Kuroo looked at me with annoyance
"You're still here?"
"Yep in the fle-"
CLUNK
I had gotten a box to the face...
"Owwww..."
Kuroo Snickers
"Dumbass."
I just got back up and continued unpacking..
This will be fun..
Later at 10:30 PM
"Finally I finished unpacking!"
"Why do you have a fucking hello kitty plushie?"
"She's adorable!"
"There is a box labeled 'hello kitty merch'"
Kuroo prepared to throw said empty box at me, but paused looking at something on the floor.
"Actually I have to... Meet up with my brother!"
I smiled at her, she looked away fast.
"Bye roomie!!"
20 minutes later
Someone opened the door
"Hey room-"
They had a weapon.. And all I have is this fish..
"Uh.."
I ran to the balcony.. And looked down.
"What do you have to say?"
Said the mysterious figure
"Uh..Uhh.. FISH ATTACK!!"
I jumped off the balcony, luckily I landed on something that broke the impact..
"DID YOU JUS-"
The figure was my roommate, and she seemed to have gotten down here really fast..
"..hehe"
She smacked me.
Hours later we both got back to the dorm.
"Ughh.. don't do that again Fish.."
"I wo- Fucking pardon?"
"I'm calling you fish now."
"...That's not my nam-"
She shoved me in the bed, and put my hello kitty blanket over me.
"Shut up and sleep fish."
...
Maybe this wasn't that bad.