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1. in this essay i will (survive attempted murder by the universe) by pucksandpower

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack
   • Unconventional Format
   • Mixed Media
   • Social Media
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Established Relationship
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander
   • Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov
   • Meta

   Summary

   Ilya Rozanov has three problems: 1) he’s an NHL superstar 2) he’s hopelessly in love with his supposed rival, and 3) apparently writing fanfiction about it has cursed him with biblically proportionate bad luck.

   Between engine failures, fractured ankles, choking incidents, apartment floods, broken noses, fire alarms, and getting stuck in elevators, a reasonable person would stop writing.

   Ilya Rozanov is not a reasonable person.

   (A documentary of one man’s war against the AO3 author’s curse.)

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   English

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