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1. thirst tweets: centaurs edition by goldengalaxies

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
   • Thirst Tweets
   • Humor
   • Crack

   Summary

   [Shane fishes around the bowl before pulling out a scrap of paper. He clears his throat and begins to read aloud.]

   Shane: I want Shane Hollander to-

   Shane: [looking up at the camera. His expression is shocked.] Oh my God?

   Shane: [speaking to someone off camera] Are you sure I can say this on camera?

   Harris: [off camera] Yes.

   Shane: Okay.

   Shane: [takes a deep breath].

   Shane: I want Shane Hollander to f*ck me so hard I get sent to A&E.

   Shane: [blushing] Harris are you sure this is appropriate for the team social media?

   Shane: [frowning] Aren’t there any tweets about hockey or something?

   (centaurs read thirst tweets)

   Series

   • Part 1 of social media/texting hollanov

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