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2018
Lily
Shane
[Lily sent a link]
have you seen this?
Seen what?
did you check link?
Yeah, it just took me to Twitter
Is this some joke about me being boring?
I know what Twitter is
I have Twitter
You KNOW that I have Twitter
no, you have twitter that your mother pretends to be you on
is different
Just because she posts on there for me sometimes when it’s something important or generic does not mean I don’t know how to use it
Like at least 50% of the tweets are actually me
yes, i know
you tweeted something about scrabble the other day
i thought you just threw letters on the table
but comments said it was very good scrabble word
english has very stupid words
Hey!
I was proud of chutzpah
I got 71 points off of that!
should have gotten 10 more
No, I shouldn’t have?
I didn’t have a +10 space?
And what do you know about scoring in scrabble games anyway?
i know nothing about scoring in scrabble games
is boring game for boring people
is why you love it
I distinctly remember you saying the same thing about Yahtzee not long ago
never
is lie
liar told you that
Don’t think so
Maybe I’ll tell Mom you said that
she wouldn’t believe you
yuna loves me
i am like the son she never had
What does that make me?
Chopped liver?
hmmm
maybe you could be protein powder
is very you
or saltine cracker
they calm stomach like ginger ale
I don’t know how I feel about this line of jokes.
am not joking
you are boring saltine cracker flavoured protein powder
but i love you
i would mix you up with water and drink you everyday
I am extremely confused
is okay, you are very pretty
you do not need to be smart too
check link now
[Lily sent a link]
Ilya what is this?
stan twitter
is for fans of something to get together and go feral for it online
i hear the kpop girlies do a lot of it
K-pop girlies?
fans of korean pop music
who are (usually) girls
Where did you learn this?
stan twitter
keep up hollander
Why did you learn this?
was lurking in the hockey stan twitter community
I understand most of those words separately
people who love hockey = hockey stans
twitter community = group of people who post a lot about the same things together and discourse about it
lurking = reading and occasionally liking but not posting
Who taught you the word discourse?
stan twitter
aren’t you supposed to have highest iq in hockey?
I don’t know
They just started saying that
Feels a bit racist sometimes but whatever
boooo racism
tomato 🍅 tomato 🍅
#stopasianhate
Wow.
You’ve done it
You’ve solved racism.
thankyou
happy to help
But what is this you’ve sent me?
What is the hollanov thing they keep talking about?
think hollander
what would i
your loving boyfriend
ilya rozanov
send you
shane hollander
from a stan community in twitter?
Oh.
Is it about us?
yes.
this play is about us
Was that a reference to something?
ding ding ding
10 points to hollander
was euphoria reference
me, rose, and sveta binged it when rose was in boston for filming
So hollanov is us?
Is it like Shayden?
you know shayden?
Kind of?
Jackie has told me a bit about it
J.J. sometimes jokes about it when Hayden and I are acting ‘too co-dependant’
is not at all like shayden
Then what is it?
Is it not a romance thing?
Because I thought Shayden was people wanting me and Hayden to date?
[Lily vomit reacted this message]
is not like shayden
well
is a bit
it is a romance ship, yes
but hollanov is truth
shayden is lies and crying hayden pike because he will never get to explore your body
Gross.
Hayden’s my best friend
Why would we want to explore each other’s body’s?
he would be lucky to explore your body
poor pike
Gross Ilya
but hollanov tweets are very funny no?
Yeah, some of them are
Some are a bit weird though
Like this one wanting to count my freckles with their tongue
[Shane sent a photo
image description: a twitter screenshot
lily @shanesfreckles1410
i will count shanes freckles with my tongue and then do it again and again to make sure i don’t miss any ever]
Wait.
IS THIS YOU
[read]
ILYA ROZANOV GET BACK HERE NOW
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lily @shanesfreckles1410
shane is so hot when he’s angry like yes please yell at me more i’m so close😫
see replies…
shaydens 🤮 DNI @hollanovisreal
Girl I love and support you but when has that man EVER been angry?
∟lily @shanesfreckles1410
in my dreams. he is like angry kitten
∟Becca @hockeygirlie
@hollanovisreal I mean there was that one fight with Scott Hunter a few years ago?
∟lily @shanesfreckles1410
so hot 🥵
∟shaydens 🤮 DNI @hollanovisreal
Not sure you could call that a fight, looked more like two puppies trying to bap one another
∟lily @shanesfreckles1410
so. hot.
∟shaydens 🤮 DNI @hollanovisreal
You do you ig