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Ollie-Bear 🐻
11:38
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Okay i have the thing
Where r u
Kimi
i am in merc hospitality
where should we do this?
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Somewhere with cameras
Kimi
is ted doing a talk
Ollie-Bear 🐻
…Yes
Kimi
give me 10 minutes
Ollie-Bear 🐻
I can’t believe this is my life
See you soon, fiance
Kimi
not yet im not!!!
Married Parenting Goes Crazy
12:17
George
Andrea Kimi Antonelli.
Kimi
uh oh
George
Why did Oliver Bearman propose to you on LIVE TELEVISION?
And why on earth did you say YES?
Max
See George, when two men love each other very much
George
You are on thin ice, Maximilian.
Max
Noted
Kimi
well u see…
we made a bet :)
George
ANDREA KIMI ANTONELLI.
Max
You should run, Kimi
Kimi
im runnning
Max
Smart kid
Ollie-Bear 🐻
12:20
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Why r u in my drivers room?
Kimi
how did u know im in here
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Esteban saw you go in
Kimi
snitch
Ollie-Bear 🐻
:( Este’s nice
Kimi
sorry yes he is
i am hiding from george
he is angry at me
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Bc of me?
Kimi
yes :(
Ollie-Bear 🐻
My father in law hates me 😞
Kimi
no!!!!!!! he does not hate u!!!!!!!!
Ollie-Bear 🐻
He hates me and wants me to die 😞😞
Kimi
nooooooooooooooooooo
he is just protective!
Married Parenting Goes Crazy
12:40
Kimi
look what you’ve done
[screenshot]
George
Kimi, stop being dramatic.
This is a big step and you two are young.
Ollie-Bear 🐻
12:41
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Did u tell him it was a joke?
Kimi
…
Married Parenting Goes Crazy
12:43
Kimi
u do realise it is a joke right
like
we aren’t together
Max
Sorry what
George
What he said.
Kimi
oh my god
ok so, it was a joke i made when i was trying to get u 2 together
i said we made a bet!!!!
George
Well, yes. But…
Max
You two are very close, it would not be a surprise if you were dating
Kimi
yes it would be?????????
george help yes it would be
George
I cannot help you, Kimi.
Ollie-Bear 🐻
12:59
Ollie-Bear 🐻
R u okay???
Did u tell them??
Kimi
yes i told them
they said it would not be crazy if we were together
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Oh
Kimi
it would be crazy right?
we are not like that
Ollie-Bear 🐻
For sure
Really crazy
Lmao
Ollie-Bear 🐻
14:41
Kimi
wanna get food and play videogames :0
Kimi
ollie?
did ur phone die lol?
wait ur online nvm
Kimi
ollie did i do something???
what’s wrong???????
George
16:44
Kimi
george
george ollie is being weird
George
Weird how?
Kimi
he’s not answering my texts
he always answers my texts :(((((
i think i did something but idk what
George
Okay. What was the last thing you said to him?
Kimi
we were talking abt how you and max said it wouldn’t be crazy if we were together
and i said it would be bc we are not like that and he agreed and now he’s not answering me
George
Oh, Kimi.
Kimi
i just don’t understand what went wrong!!!
George
Do you think it’s possible that he agreed because you said it first, not because he thinks it’s true?
Kimi
no????? because it’s not like that
George
Kimi.
Kimi
no
i would know if he thought of me like that he is my best friend
he does not
George
Do you want him to?
[Kimi has blocked this contact]
George
Balderdash.
Max Verstappen [BLOCKED]
17:23
[George Russell has unblocked this contact]
George Russell
I fear we may have kickstarted something.
Come to Merc hospitality.
[George Russell has blocked this contact]
Max Verstappen [BLOCKED]
Someday you won’t do that after every message…
I love you, schatje
Max
18:22
Max
Please unblock George.
Kimi
fuck off george
Max
Damn OK, he’s gone
It’s just me now
Kimi
sorry
i am just angry
Max
Because of Ollie?
Kimi
he does not think of me like that!!
i would know if he did
Max
Maybe, maybe not
It can be difficult sometimes to tell
Kimi
ollie is not difficult
Max
I never said he was
Kimi
ughhhhhhhhh
i just want him to text me back
what if he hates me?
Max
I don’t think that kid could ever hate you, Kimi
Ollie-Bear 🐻
19:06
Kimi
ollie r u ok?
i am getting worried…
Ollie-Bear 🐻
I’m fine sorry
Kimi
ollie!!!!!!!!!!
i am sorry!!! pls don’t be mad at me!!
Ollie-Bear 🐻
I’m not mad
Kimi
still i am sorry
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Okay :)
Kimi
we suck at being engaged
Ollie-Bear 🐻
True lol
Married Parenting Goes Crazy
11:30
Kimi
he is talking to me again but it is weird
Max
?
Kimi
he is being formal? like he is not like himself
George
What have you two talked about?
Kimi
i apologised and then just the regular stuff ig???
George
So you haven’t talked about it?
Kimi
i mean… not really
Max
You must talk about it
Kimi
but what if i say the wrong thing?
George
You won’t.
Kimi
but what if i do?
George
You two have been through a lot together. You will get through this, too.
Kimi
ok
ok i will try
Ollie-Bear 🐻
13:04
Kimi
hey can u come by merc or me to haas?
i wanna talk
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Um idk, Este wants to go over the onboards from last weekend…
Kimi
what about after?
it’s important
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Fine
I’m free in an hour
George
13:18
[Kimi has unblocked this contact]
Kimi
im going to throw up
i cannot do this
George
Yes, you can. You are an adult who is going to have a mature conversation with the boy you like.
Kimi
i do not like him like that!!
George
Alright. One step at a time.
George
Kimi? Are you still there?
Should I send Max?
Kimi
holy shit
holy shit papá
George
Yes?
Kimi
i DO like him like that
oh dio mio this makes everything worse
George
How does that make it worse?
Kimi
now i have to lie to him to preserve our friendship!!
George
Or you could tell him?
Kimi
don’t be stupid of course i cannot tell him
because if i tell him then he will actually hate me and never want to talk to me again and i would be so sad i would be worse at driving and toto would fire me and my life would be over
George
Okay, Kimi. Can you take a deep breath for me, please?
You’re catastrophising. Ollie will not hate you.
Kimi
yes he will u do not understand!
George
Okay, I’m coming to your driver’s room.
Unlock the door.
Ollie-Bear 🐻
14:11
Ollie-Bear 🐻
I’m free now
Kimi
ok good
i will come over
Max
14:30
Kimi
help how did u confess to george
Max
I kissed him
Kimi
but before that
what did u do???
Max
Bullied him relentlessly during media
And harboured feelings silently
Kimi
ur literally no help
Max
Just do what feels right
Be you and be honest
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Ollie-Bear 🐻
14:33
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Kimi why r u in my bathroom
You’re the one who wanted to talk
Stop hiding
Kimi
i’m sorry! i am nervous and i think you will hate me
Ollie-Bear 🐻
I won’t hate u
Kimi
u don’t know that
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Yes, I do
Kimi
ok ok sorry i will be out in a second
we will talk
Married Parenting Goes Crazy
16:55
George
Based on the lack of texts I assume it went well, @Kimi?
Kimi
my fiance likes me too!!!!!!!!
Max
Of course he does
George
I hope you two will wait a while before the wedding. You’re much too young to be thinking of marriage right now.
Kimi
but wouldn’t it be nice…?
George
Kimi, please.
Kimi
lol yeah we’re not getting married
yet :)
George
You should invite him to Mercedes soon. I’d like to get to know him better.
Max
I would as well
Kimi
…
George
Don’t do this, Kimi.
Kimi
…
Max
Kimi
Kimi
i’ll ask him
do not scare him away i really like him :(
Max
We’re not scary
Kimi
whatever u say dad
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Ollie-Bear 🐻
19:07
Ollie-Bear 🐻
I just realised
No one can take u from me bc I already put a ring on it
Kimi
it’s a very nice ring too
but idk, i like the guy who bought it more :/
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Sap <3
Will George be mad if u stayed with me tonight?
Kimi
if he is he would be a hypocrite
i will be there soon
Ollie-Bear 🐻
Okay I love u
Kimi
ti amo ollie
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