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boston lily & associates

Summary:

Celeste Navarro:
PAUSE.
BACK UP.
Did Jackie add Ilya to our WAGs group chat?

Hannah Wilson:
Is this even allowed?
It kinda feels illegal.
No offense, Rozanov. It’s just that you play for the other team.

Ilya Rozanov:
Is that…
How you say? Double meaning?

Celeste Navarro:
HA!

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Or the one where Ilya Rozanov has a minor crash out after learning Rose Landry is still in the Metros WAG Group Chat but he hasn't been added & now he must infiltrate the group because he is the ultimate wife.

**This is a current WIP, but I hope to be posting updates every couple of days or so! :)

Notes:

Okay listen, I hate the fact that Ilya & Shane kept their relationship a secret for so long and I hate the fact that they both ended up leaving storied franchises because of the secrecy and the drama.

So we're gonna pretend like that never happened. It's January 2019, my precious sons came out to the public post Scott & Kip, and are living their best lives hating each other on the ice in Boston & Montreal while being happy in love (when Ilya isn't scheming).

Ilya is a menace but the WAGs are obsessed with him.

Chapter 1: Character Background

Chapter Text

Because this text fic will contain a number of original characters + characters from the book/television series that really aren't fleshed out, I've included a handy little guide at the beginning explaining who characters are and their relationships to each other.

Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov

  • Openly came out to the public & confirmed their relationship post Scott + Kip
  • Shane currently plays for Montreal 
  • Ilya currently plays for Boston
  • Both keep separate residences during the hockey season, but share a place in Ottawa during the off-season
    •  They are literally with each other as much as humanly possible & go to each other's games when they can

Rose Landry

  • Shane's ex-girlfriend who Ilya is obsessed with (they are literal besties)
  • Is still very much active in the Montreal WAGs group chat and will never be kicked out, thank you very much

Montreal Metros & their WAGs

  • Hayden Pike
    • Married to Jackie Pike
      • Jackie is a stay-at-home mother of four
      • Is the "head wife," according to Ilya
        • She is not-so-secretly his favorite WAG
    • Best friends with Shane Hollander
    • Considered Public Enemy #1 by Ilya Rozanov 
  • Patrice Drapeau
    • Dating Celeste Navarro
      • Celeste is a political communications strategist
      • Ilya loves her & has an established friendship that began prior to this fic
  • Adam Berkes 
    • Dating Talia Morgan
      • Talia is a Neuroscience PhD candidate studying focus and stress
        • Ilya loves asking to her to analyze Shane's behavior when he's been a pain in Ilya's ass
      • Is the newest WAG of the group
  • Ryan Koch
    • Married to Sabrina "Brie" Koch 
      • Brie is a Senior Public Relations Director for luxury & sports clients
      • She and Ilya obsessively share recipes back and forth
      • Shane loves her because she's great at handling Ilya in public when necessary
  • Joel Wilson
    • Married to Hannah Wilson
      • Hannah is a pediatric oncology nurse
      • Is a Montreal WAG, but was born & raised a Boston fan

Boston Raiders & their WAGs

  • Cliff Marleau
    • Dating Madeleine "Maddie" Laurent
      • Maddie is a Museum Curator specializing in 19th-century European works
      • Was around for Ilya's 2016 crash out over "Montreal Jane"
    • Best friends with Ilya Rozanov
  • Brad Hammersmith
    • Married to Caroline Hammersmith
      • Caroline is a corporate attorney working in mergers & acquisitions
      • Is the level-headed one of the group
  • Ryan Carmichael
    • Married to Katherine Carmichael
      • Katherine is a speech-language pathologist
      • Katherine & Ryan are high school sweethearts
      • Ilya loves her because she sends him the occasional English pronunciation video when he needs it
  • Victor St-Simon
    • Married to Camille St-Simon
      • Camille is an architectural designer who focuses on sustainable urban housing
      • Ilya will not rest until he convinces her to design a dream house for him and Shane
  • Connor Connors
    • Dating Quinn Callahan 
      • Quinn is a sports data analyst
      • Is surprisingly more friendly with Shane than Ilya
        • She and Shane can nerd out happily about hockey data and stats while Ilya rolls his eyes in the background