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1. weight at the collar by ZamalV

   Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Mobei-jun/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua
   • Mobei-jun
   • Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Post-Immortal Alliance Conference (Scum Villain)
   • Humor
   • sqh's general horny pining
   • Animal Transformation
   • Misunderstandings
   • Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua-centric
   • Making Out
   • not while in animal form i have to preface
   • One Shot
   • Requited Love
   • Pining

   Summary

   “You know what?” Shang Qinghua said suddenly, throwing up his hands. “Fine. Be that way.”

   The stoat did not turn around.

   “Stay on the chair, ignore me, judge me silently from your lofty perch—I don’t care anymore. I really don’t have time to deal with this right now.” he continued, the words coming faster now that they had started. “My king is already missing, everything sucks, the entire fortress is one bad day away from deciding I’m more useful as fertilizer than administrator, and I’m already teetering right on the brink of losing what little composure I have left. So congratulations, demon stoat, you’ve officially been promoted to ‘problem I’m too tired to solve.’ Enjoy the chair.”

   or

   Shang Qinghua gains a therapy animal while trying to figure out where his king has gone.

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