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“Sirius, are you being serious!” Remus whispered in a sharp tone.
“What I'm always serious, it's literally my name.” Sirius winked.
Earlier Remus and Sirius ended up running into Barty bullying some first year, and when they finally got the kid to run, Barty cast a binding spell to the boys, pushing them straight into this tiny janitorial closet and jamming it shut.
Remus is currently freaking out. Sirius finds it all extremely funny.
They're stuck, but it seems nowadays they always end up in these kinds of situations with each other.
“Look, it's a good idea! We should just use each other to bash against the door until it breaks.. Unless you wanna stay here all night.” Sirius said smirking at the end of his sentence.
“NO obviously i dont wanna be here all night, it's just…” Remus’ mind scrambled to find a different solution instead of getting Sirius any closer than he was already, “Prongs! Prongs probably has the map and he’ll wonder where we are eventually.” Remus said with a false sense of hope, knowing that due to the dorm being empty, Potter was probably messing around with Lily, meaning no, he will not be wondering where Sirius and Remus are anytime soon.
It's not like he wants to be stuck in this dreadfully tiny closet with Sirius, but genuinely he cannot move, because if he inches forward even a little bit, he’ll end up touching Sirius way too much, and he knows that will not put him in an exactly good situation, because at the end of the day Remus is still a very hormonal teenage boy.
“You and me both know that's utter bullshit, and also the maps hidden under my bed, James doesn't even know where it is.” Sirius said matter-of-factly “sooo, the only way we’re getting out of here is if we use both our bodies to bash open the door, and that should help us get out of this bloody closet!”
Remus could feel Sirius’ breath on his face from how close they really were, sighing Remus gave in “okay fucking hell, fine. How are we even gonna do this though..”
Immediately Sirius started shifting so he could face forwards to the door. Remus’ breath hitched as Sirius moved because the minute he was facing the door, his backside was pressed against Remus’ crotch.
‘Calm down calm down CALM THE FUCK DOWN’ Remus started chanting over and over in his head, thinking about his old potions teacher, who always smelt like stale custard creams, and reminded him of his late great grandma Jo. This just made Remus notice how Sirius smelt like that nice sandalwood shampoo Peter kept hidden under his pillow. “Wormys gonna be pissed you stole his shampoo.” Remus mumbled, trying to change the topic so he could distract himself away from the fact that he is experiencing the gayest panic of his life.
“Welp he can suck a dick, i ran out of mine and i cannot let my hair get greasy, dont wanna be looking like snivellus.” Sirius chuckled. Remus did not. The second Sirius brought up sucking dicks, very very unholy pictures entered Remus’ mind. Immediately his blood rushed down to his dick.
Oh fuck
“Okay Moons I'm gonna start trying to get the door open, just follow me.”Sirius started moving back to gain momentum against getting the door to push open, but the more he moved back the more pressure he was putting on Remus, whose brain was in full panic mode, thinking about things that didn't include Sirius, like James’ obnoxiously loud snoring or Peter's bright periwinkle undies, or that one time Remus saw Sirius walk out of the shower with only a towel wrapped around his small slender waist… NOPE SHUT UP BRAIN.
When Sirius started moving forward, Remus tried to ignore the growing strain against his jeans and also started to make a contribution to getting the door to open, keeping his hips as far away from Sirius as humanely possible. After a few pushes the door started creaking, and on the fifth and final push the door burst open, leaving Remus and Sirius to topple right out, landing directly on top of each other.
“FUCK YES!” Sirius grunted, relieved he could get out of the stuffy closet, because although it was enthralling to see Remus so flustered, Sirius was very claustrophobic, and being stuck there with Remus was not helping with keeping his raging crush for the boy hidden.
However right now their situation is even more awkward as Remus is directly on top of Sirius from how they fell out of the closet, and, wait- is that…no it can't be. Sirius felt something on his leg, something that felt very similar to a-
Sirius looked down to find that Remus did indeed have a raging boner, which was currently pressed into Sirius’ thigh. Slowly Sirius looked up to find Remus blushing furiously, squeezing his eyes shut, as if he couldn't see Sirius then Sirius couldn't see him. It would've been funny to Sirius if not for the slightly gobsmacking circumstances. However Sirius saw him entirely now. “Remus?” Sirius asked innocently, trying to get Remus to open his eyes.
Remus had never felt this amount of pure humiliation in his life. Sirius is for sure never going to speak to him again, over the years Remus has kept his undenying crush for Sirius on the downlow, however overtime it had been harder to keep, especially since Sirius came out to the marauders about being bisexual meaning he liked both boys and girls, which Remus didn't even know was an option. It was all a big shock to Remus who still hasn't told anyone about himself, but he didn't think he'd ever felt that wave of happiness before in his life.
But now he's in this very, very bad predicament where hes never gonna be able to look at sirius in the eye again because if he does he’s for sure gonna burst into flames and dumbledores gonna expel him and his friends will all find out how much of a fucking freak he is and- is someone laughing?
Slowly peeling his eyes open, Remus found the dark haired boy clutching his sides dying of laughter. “Oh Remus it's okay you know? Is that why you were trying to wait for James.” He dissolved into laughter again. “F-fuck off Sirius its not funny you're such a wanker.” Remus mumbled, a bright red flush trailing up his neck, Sirius slowly stopped and peered up at him with those bright stormy blue eyes that made the butterflies in Remus’ stomach flutter. “You know if it's really a problem I could help..” biting his lip, Sirius’ hand traced down Remus’ side, "I've been thinking a lot about you too Moony..” the smaller boy whispered. Becoming suddenly aware that they were in a very public corridor that anyone could walk though, Remus scrambled up, breathing heavily as if he'd just ran a mile “I think we should go back to the dorm Sirius..” looking down a the boy with heavy lids, “yeah i like that idea.” Sirius said with a small smile that made the butterflies return full force all over again.
Remus was so done for.