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Naruto and Sasuke are two college students overburdened by debts and loans, scraping by as roommates from one measly paycheck to another. On a random day—a Tuesday as Naruto remembers—
“I’ll give you two hundred per session.”They both stopped mid-stride. Naruto spins first, Sasuke followed with a glare.
Naruto’s eyes widened in disbelief. “You want us to…” He trails off, the thought alone made his stomach churn. “…in front of you and a crowd of other girls?” Sasuke finishes for him.
She nods without hesitation. It’s clear—she wants them to perform intimately for an audience.She’s out of her fucking mind, Naruto thought to himself, though his face couldn’t hide his disgust. His mouth parted slightly in protest, but Sasuke’s grip on his arm stopped him.
“When do we start?”
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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Apr 2026
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Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.
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Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.
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Caine’s obsessed with the internt, even when it’s mind-boggling dumb. He’s skins flushes when he one day finds nude bodies on his screen, porn. With Kinger’s hands ghosting his body, he gets an awkward boner.
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Caine find porn online and ask Kinger to fuck him over it.Series
- Part 2 of TADC
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Lorsque Merlin boutonne le pantalon d’Arthur, le corps du roi réagit à la position.
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- Français
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- 413
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Gregory is the only one who stayed. The only one who hurts her like this.
Cassie knows something is wrong. And she doesn't know how to leave.
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Eucharist, I Deify by Mrs_Medicshit (FoolsgoldFenrir), UrateDrinker (FoolsgoldFenrir)
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
02 Apr 2026
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Part 1: You meet the Tower, who has taken your claims of the end of the world being her nature to heart. But when you return to her and continually try to defy her, she decides you need a lesson in humility.
OR: The Tower takes advantage of her mind-control ability to make you shit right in front of her and eat it, in an attempt to humiliate you.
Part 2 will go into The Fury, which will be posted soon but is not yet written.
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- Part 6 of Relieve The Princess (Of Her Bowels)
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“Have you ever…um, done something with anyone?”
Will opened his eyes and looked at Mike, his brows drawing together.
“You need to be a little more specific here.”
Mike bit his lower lip, his gaze flickering away from Will’s. “Um, I mean like-”
“Have you ever,” Mike swallowed, eyes dropping to the ground. It was probably the heat but his cheeks had gotten a faint pink shade. “Kissed a guy, or you know…done anything else than, uh that.”
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It’s their last summer together before going their separate ways to college, and Mike and Will gets drunk and decides to explore sides of their friendship neither knew existed.
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Regect was a patient entity. He'd wait forever and a day to see Micha again. But patience ran thin eventually.
He had a date, a month from now. 30 days to be exact. Or well, 29 after today.
EVERYONE WHO READS THIS YOU ALL BETTER BE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELVES, I LOVE YOU ALL <3
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- Part 1 of My super cool series
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I Can't Sleep 'Cause My Bed's On Fire by sleepykangaroo
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Apr 2026
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“A game? Now? Here? What game?”
“It’s called... Truth or Switch. The rules are simple: the one giving the massage asks the questions. The other has to answer honestly. And if they don't want to answer, we switch!”
“Switch?”
“Yeah. We swap places. You massage me instead.”
“Mike... did you just make up this game?”
“Yeah. Genius, right?”
Will smiled, and the tension finally seemed to ease. Mike felt a surge of pride in his idea, even if he didn't quite know what he was getting himself into.
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What begins as a way to ease Mike's insomnia through massages soon turns into something much more intense. Mike has to face a truth he’s been burying deep behind a concrete wall: he can't resist the way Will makes him feel.
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This is a slow burn with sexual tension, LOTS of massages, a secret relationship that isn't quite so discreet, some sex games, and plenty of Mike fighting for Will and against his own demons... -
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After his breakup, Gekko is left empty, in hopes of cheering him up, Clove and Killjoy drag him to one of their raves, where he meets Miks
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- Part 1 of The Way You Understand Me
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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet (ukrainian translation) by uabyler
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Apr 2026
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Вілл і Майк випадково підслуховують по рації пару, яка займається «брудними розмовами», і починають заради сміху повторювати деякі непристойні фрази один одному. Те, що починається як жарт, невдовзі перетворюється на щось таке, що вони не можуть припинити — і про що нікому не можуть розповісти.
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Майк і Вілл починають говорити один одному брудні речі заради забави. Чого вони не врахували, так це того, що це випадково їх збудить.
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Kabru settled into the driver's seat and put on his seatbelt. He adjusted the rear-view mirror so as to be able to keep an eye on Laios while he drove. Laios was currently curled up in his seat with his knees pulled up to his chest, looking out the window with unfocused, distant eyes, holding a thoroughly blood-soaked tissue up to his nose. Kabru's heart sank in his chest at the sight. He reached into his pocket and fished out an unopened pack of tissues. “Here, take these,” he said as he tossed it towards Laios, aiming for his lap. Laios acknowledged him with a nod before picking up the tissues. He replaced the blood-soaked tissue with a new one and, unsure what to do with it, he kept it balled up in his other hand. Kabru started the engine, all the while watching Laios from the corner of his eye. “Could you please tell me what happened?” he asked.
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- Part 16 of Studies with wolves
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Running from ghosts puts Lucifer and Alastor in a locker. This locker is narrow and small.
Awkwardness ensues.
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It’s strange how memory works. Some things are remembered as if they just happened yesterday, while others are quickly forgotten. After writing I Fell in Love with Two Brothers I started thinking about what experiences shaped me growing up. I started writing down the names of friends I was sexually active with as a boy. (Changing some of the names to protect real identities) Each name had a memory attached to it. A memory that shaped who I was in I Fell in Love with Two Brothers, so I took those memories and built a story out of them. I figured that people who enjoyed that first story might enjoy this one too. This is a big story, with over 550,000 words spread across 56 chapters, and 20 different friends I shared a bed with. This story is complete, and I will publish two chapters a week until it is fully published. I will put a note at the end of the chapter if that was the last appearance of the secondary characters. If you have any questions about them, you can ask in a comment. Please enjoy The Foundations of Desire, leave comments, and give kudos.
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- Part 1 of My Life Series
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Remus has had a thing for Sirius for ages, and keeps getting stuck in very tight predicaments with the boy. One afternoon when getting hexed by Barty the two find themselves stuck in a very small closet with no way out but using force.. Remus has a VERY gay panic which leads to something a bit more surprising
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The room seemed to hold its breath, the walls listening to the two boys talk. A bead of sweat rolled from Will’s temple to his collarbone, like condensation on the side of a cold soda can, and Mike tracked the movement with his eyes.
“I-I could—“ Mike’s adam’s apple bobbed as he swallowed the words, then tried them again. “I could do your part. Just so you could see what it’s supposed to look like, and you— you could be the girl.”
Will blinked. The silence that followed was deafening, and Mike fought the urge to snatch the offer back. It wasn’t too late to say that it was a joke, or—
“Okay.”
It was Mike’s turn to look surprised. “What?”
Will was nodding now, as if warming up to the idea. “I think it’ll be good practice. And maybe doing the girl’s lines will make me less stiff.” He looked up at Mike through his lashes. “I mean, if that’s cool with you.”
“It’s cool with me,” Mike breathed, cringing at how quickly he responded.
Will just smiled. “Cool.”
“Cool.”
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The Party is filming a movie over the summer for Mike’s film competition. Will is nervous about his big role as Will the Wise, and Mike offers to help him run lines.
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In the lazy heat of a 1991 summer, Mike and Will’s innocent game of dares turns into something dangerous, pushing boundaries, testing limits, and uncovering desires they never knew they had. What starts as playful challenges between best friends spirals into something else. But how far will they go before the game breaks them both?
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the party plays truth or dare one day and mike and will keeps playing just the two of them until things get weird and sexual
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“Am I taking your first?” I sucked on her lower lip, making her moan softly. Fuck! I was so hard for her, so aroused, so completely turned on by her, by her innocence, by her pureness.
“Yes…” She tightened her little eyes, letting me kiss her, but unable to face me now.
“Oh, baby girl. I’ll make you remember this then,” I promised her.You know you're fucked when you've spent your life trying not to get killed by your Demon Fox while running from a deranged sociopath, and somehow, saving the world is also your fucking problem, yet the scariest thing you've had to fight is... falling in love unavoidably and madly with your favorite friend, your oldest friend, your BEST FRIEND.
19yo Naruto and Kazuki are war orphans, who re-connect after many years apart. In the middle of becoming adults they go through the hardest test of their lives when both begin feeling all the things for each other. Everybody knows you don't mess with your friends because if it doesn't work, you lose too much, and these 2 have been friends their entire lives. Should they gamble or not even try?
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- Part 2 of The Last Kitsune
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Willsker oneshots+headcanons by Alocal_pizzaguy
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
01 Apr 2026
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This is my first work it'll have headcanons and fics all grouped in one, I'll organize the chapters and place it in the intro. So it'll have a bunch of yaoi and stuff idk what else to say except it's basically a giant dump for Birkin and Wesker. I might add my fanart but idk if I will
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Love me like you used to by Hilimi
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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Before he died, Palpatine had left behind one final gift for the Jedi. A gift so weak that they failed to notice it for several minutes before they saw it. Fox, on the brink of death, so badly injured that his survival was nothing short of a miracle.
Except that his survival had been expected, anticipated in fact, as Rex and the others realised when Fox recovered physically quite quickly. That sadistic monster wanted him to live so that he could torment them with his empty, expressionless gaze, his unsettling silence and his quiet suffering. He had succeeded.
Now, every day, Rex saw the echo of his lover in an empty shell, and he felt his heart break every single time.