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Messages between Doctor Ryland Grace and his twin brother Colt Seavers have been leaked. Here's the archive of texts between the two brothers.

This is prolly gonna be shit and I'm mainly doing this for funsies so don't expect much. Thank you for taking the time to read my hootering and hollering.

Chapter 1: Conversation 1

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Ryland: Hey! Tried to look 4 u in the credz of your movie. Y’s it say ur last names Seavers inst3ad of Grace?
Colt: why are you typing like that
Ryland: Kidz said it was kool.
Colt: its not dont do that
Ryland: Okay, okay. But seriously - why does it say Colt Seavers instead of Colt Grace?
Colt: there was already a colt grace in the industry
Colt: they made me pick a new name
Colt: i think hes come c list actor or something like that
Ryland: Wow. I didn’t realise you had such a common name.
Colt: i dont i just got really unlucky
Ryland: Colt Seavers is cool. Has a nice ring.
Colt: hm
Colt: (reply to Ryland’s first message) same guy who thought this was ‘cool’
Ryland: Hey! I have a pretty good sense of what cool is. The kids say I’m the cool teacher.
Colt: im sure they do im not denying that
Colt: what im getting at is the names only cool to middle schoolers
Ryland: And to me.
Colt: you dont count your my brother
Colt: i think its gonna be a case of if kids watch the credits of one of my moves and see my name theyll think wow cool name then move on with their day
Colt: and thats if they watch the credits and notice my name with all the other stunt doubles
Ryland: I think I count the most because I’m your brother. Let's think about this logically. Adults are more likely to watch the credits. Colt Seavers is an eye catching name. They’ll pay attention. And they’ll like it. 👍
Colt: 👍