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Operation: The Grand…… Mix?

Summary:

As the head of the villain group Devoted Evil, Breaktime was certain that she was brilliant with dealing with heroes, casting her evil deeds upon them.
That, however, was not the case when she came face-to-face with a member of FOW.
Teardrop.

Notes:

BEHOLD! THE CRINGIEST FANFIC THAT I HAVE EVER WRITTEN! THIS THING!

uh anyways happy late April fools and hope you enjoy whatever silly shizuairi mess this is

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As the head of the villain group Devoted Evil, Breaktime was certain that she was brilliant with dealing with heroes, casting her evil deeds upon them.

That, however, was not the case when she came face-to-face with a member of FOW.

Teardrop.

It was when Airi finished one of her missions, which was to distract the neighbors as Toya and Honami mixed up their mail. A wonderful idea, right?

“Stop right there, Breaktime.”

Whipping herself around, behind her stood that hero, Teardrop. Being a very difficult foe, Breaktime ordered the rest of Devoted Evil to retreat if they saw her.

But now? There was nowhere to run.

“Teardrop, we finally meet.” Breaktime responds, fully facing the other now.

“.....Or should I say….. Airi Momoi?”

Wait. What?

How did Teardrop know about her identity?

“Thought so, Airi-chan,” the hero replied, brushing her luscious blue hair out of her face. Breaktime was sure it would be soft to the touch.

……Why on Coda’s earth was she having these thoughts?

“‘Airi…..chan?’ …….Shizuku, is that you?” She took a step closer to her, careful not to get too close. “I…. never knew you became a hero…..”

“I am not Shizuku Hinomori.” Well. That confirmed all of Breaktime’s suspicions, due to how oddly specific it was. “I am here to stop your……. Evil.”

Suddenly, Teardrop took a step closer to her. “With my beauty, that is.”

If Breaktime was being completely honest, Teardrop did look pretty. It was endearing - there was this strange pull she had to her despite her being marked as dangerous. A similar one she felt with Shizuku, with her warm way of speaking and how cute she was when she got lost-

That thought ended there.

Taking a step back, Breaktime held her hands up in an attack position, ready to take down her (pretty) foe. “Oh no you don’t! DISTRACTION ATTACK!”

Leaping onto her, she tackled her into a tight hug.

“Oh, Ai- Breaktime. You know you must not distract a hero like this.” Pulling back from her…… detectably evil grasp, Teardrop laid a hand on Breaktime’s cheek. “There’s punishment for something like that.”

“Sh-h-Teardrop, what are you-“

Before she could say another word, the other leaned in and gave her a small kiss.

“Goodbye, Breaktime. We will meet again.”

As Teardrop swiftly retreated into the distance, Airi stood there, shocked by the interaction. Her face must be a literal tomato by now.

“Mo- Breaktime! We fin-“ Toya stopped, staring at her. “What happened?”

“I……. TEARDROP!”

In the distance, hearing the other’s cry, Teardrop giggled.

“Hehe…. Airi-chan is so cute….”

Notes:

so!! uh!! yeah!!!!!
ooooooo Airi is SOOOOOOO EVIL GASPPPP
anyways uh shoutout to Amia for telling me whether or not they would just mix mail up and think it was evil idk if you have an account yet lol
anyways you can find me at @starryvbs2500 on tumblr im tired uhhhhh have a great day/night/evening/afternoon/morning!! kudos and comments are appreciated :)

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