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1. Nine Links in a Bottle Episode by Gufetta

   Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)  

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   06 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Legend & Warriors (Linked Universe)
   • Warriors & Wind (Linked Universe)
   • Time & Warriors (Linked Universe)
   • the colors and themselves
   • Four & Hyrule & Legend & Sky & Time & Twilight & Warriors & Wild & Wind (Linked Universe)
   • Twilight & Wild (Linked Universe)
   • mostly focused on the first three pairings if I'm honest
   • Hyrule & Warriors (Linked Universe)
   • Four (Linked Universe)
   • Legend (Linked Universe)
   • Warriors (Linked Universe)
   • Time (Linked Universe)
   • Wind (Linked Universe)
   • Hyrule (Linked Universe)
   • Twilight (Linked Universe)
   • Sky (Linked Universe)
   • Wild (Linked Universe)
   • Soft Legend (Linked Universe)
   • Healer Hyrule
   • Warriors (Linked Universe) Has PTSD
   • Link Has PTSD (Legend of Zelda)
   • Warriors (Linked Universe) Angst
   • Legend (Linked Universe) Angst
   • Hyrule (Linked Universe) Angst
   • he was having a vibe until the angst attacked
   • Wind (Linked Universe) Angst
   • the colors are here
   • not for long but still
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Humor
   • but everything changed when the angst attacked
   • Desert Bus
   • not surprised that's not a tag
   • bottle episode
   • a little surprised that's not a tag
   • Out of Character
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
   • Implied/Referenced Torture
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Implied Childhood Sexual Abuse
   • basically implied that a child COULD be abused
   • projecting onto warriors
   • assume everyone has at least one angst moment
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
   • Escapism
   • for the author at least
   • Not Beta Read
   • we die like Wild
   • Warriors (Linked Universe)-centric
   • Legend (Linked Universe)-centric
   • I gave them all at least one pov
   • including the colors
   • Wind (Linked Universe) is a Little Shit
   • Wind is a Big Brother
   • And a good one at that
   • Sea Shanties
   • poorly written parodies
   • Song: Uptown Girl (Billy Joel)
   • I know that one sounds weird but trust me
   • Claustrophobia
   • Panic Attacks
   • Legend is mean when scared
   • he doesn't mean it though
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Sleepy Cuddles
   • Platonic Cuddling
   • Platonic Relationships
   • I'll add tags as I remember them but hopefully this is all the important ones
   • Selective Mutism
   • my AU five times legend hated wars smile fic
   • Forced Feeding

   Summary

   This is the desert bus/bottle episode no one asked for and I decided to deliver.
   This was supposed to be a crack fic, inspired by my spouse saying "oh, do the Links drive the desert bus!" and the angst and fluff crept in and now it's probably less funny and more sad but hopefully I make you laugh somewhere along the way.
   Or cry.
   Happy or sad tears, I'm not particular.
   So anyway, the Links get stuck on a desert bus.
   What could possibly go wrong?
   Title subject to change

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