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I'm Not Gonna Teach You How To Dance With Your Girlfriend by Anonymous
Fandoms: Euphoria (TV 2019)
03 May 2026
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Summary
“So you want me,” Maddy said slowly, pouring herself sparkling water, “to teach you how to dance. So you can ask the ethereal Jules Vaughn to the fucking Formal and not humiliate yourself when you’re there.”
“Basically.”
“And why would I do that?”
“Because you’re my friend,” Rue said, the words feeling small. “And you know how to do this stuff. You know how to… perform. I don’t.”
Maddy leaned against the countertop, studying her. Rue could see the calculations happening behind her eyes.
Then, a slow smile spread across her face.“You’re right. I do know how to perform.” She took a sip. “And watching you try to learn might be the most entertaining thing to happen to me since I dumped Nate’s shit on his front lawn. Okay.”
