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  1. Bite the Bullet (Or Everything Else Within Reach) by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    19 May 2026

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    Eddie Diaz has a problem.
    Specifically, he has a problem with the way Buck negotiates bread-for-passage with a crow like it's a business deal, with the way he gives motivational speeches to houseplants, with the way he keeps every small thing from every good day in a bowl on his dresser like they're worth something. Because they are, to him. Everything is, to him.
    The problem isn't the whimsy. The problem is what the whimsy does to Eddie's teeth.

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