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2026-06-19
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Varkception

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[19:43] Shining bright like a Jaxy: guyys name a random genshin ship please
[20:27] Blaanka Embaarka: Vaarka x Varka

Bet.

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The sun was slowly nestling into the horizon, touching the mountains and laying a soft blanket of orange and pink over Windrise.
On one of the lower hanging branches of the giant tree sat Grandmaster Varka of the Knights of Favonius. In all his big and bulky glory. And right next to him … a Nirodina?

“Varka, why are we here?”, asked the Nidorina.
“I don’t know, Vaarka. Jax just put us here.”
“But why? I don’t even like you.” - “Because Jax asked for a random Genshin ship to write about and you decided to be funny.”

The Nidorina scooted a little closer to the grandmaster. “I love you, Varka.”
“I love you too, Vaarka,”

And then they didn’t kiss. Because that would be weird considering one of them is a Nidorina.
And they kept staring ahead, fully knowing Vaarka would soon scream at Jax for putting two different character dialogues into one paragraph without a linebreak in between.

The end.

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