Best of Naruto
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When Iruka presented as an omega, he made his peace with the fact that he wasn't allowed to serve as a Konoha shinobi. Now, at 18 years of age, the council has demanded that he mate Hatake Kakashi, notorious cold-blooded killer, for the good of the village.
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“Do you know how hard it is to see you leave every time?” Naruto’s words rang through his head incessantly, with no signs of it halting any time soon.
An indecipherable yet familiar emotion pricked his heart, but his feet kept moving away, away from Naruto, towards the glowing, setting sun, bathed in a red as deep as his Sharingan’s.
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“Alright, spit it out. Did you break one of my prized frog possessions or something?”Of all the things to fucking say, of course Naruto would come up with something so utterly stupid and incomprehensible that - Sasuke realised with a jolt - it would unknowingly bring him out of his perpetual downward spiral of thought and tumultuous emotions. It let him finally pull himself together enough to tell Naruto what he’d been building up for so long.
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A series of chapters depicting Sasuke’s journey towards accepting and forgiving himself. All whilst coming to terms with his feelings for Naruto.
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How to Redeem Your Past Mistakes, Commit Mild Treason, and Accidentally Build a Family by themidnightguardian
Fandoms: Naruto
12 Mar 2024
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If Kakashi hadn’t seen Naruto living in squalor and Sasuke’s personal trauma shrine and whatever civilian fuckery was happening at Sakura’s house, he’d have at least tried to fail them even if logic told him the Elder Council would never let it fly. Screw the Hokage for that.
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When the Sandaime showed him Naruto’s apartment, he didn’t think that was going to be the tip of the iceberg that was the shitshow of his soon-to-be team. But as it turned out, Naruto wasn't the only one with a less-than-optimal home life. And as it turned out, Kakashi was apparently the only person in Konoha who cared.
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That’s a fucking kid, is the first thing that Iruka thinks.
That’s the fucking jinchuriki, is the second.
The first thought comes back, even stronger, overwhelming him with outrage, with fury, with a sick sort of disgust, and now it comes out as a shouted,
“That’s a fucking kid.”
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Maybe it’s because Naruto doesn’t know when to quit, because he’s always there in the periphery, because he’s loud and obnoxious and pushy. Maybe it’s because Naruto is the only one who’s been able to land a hit on him in a spar for months now. Maybe it’s because Naruto is the only one who’s not afraid to make him bleed.
Regardless, Naruto is Sasuke’s rival. And as such, Sasuke watches him.
And watches.
And watches.---
In which Sasuke finds many aspects of Naruto's life objectionable, and as a result more or less abducts--I mean, adopts him.
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"When are you coming home?" Naruto says, softly softly, after what seems like an age.
"Konoha isn't—"
"Home anymore. I know," Naruto interrupts. "But what is home? To you?" -
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After six days, Sasuke wakes up.
Naruto doesn't.Or, Naruto is in a coma and the epilogue is just a figment of his imagination.
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“Are you single?” Gaara asks. He’s not sure how he’s meant to do this.
“Oh, I see,” the man says after a pause. “I’ve read about this. You’re asking me out, and I should answer based on my interest rather than my actual relationship status.”
Good, he’s making this easy, Gaara thinks.
OR: Gaara asks Sai out.
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In the same way Icarus had flown too close to the sun and plummeted to his death, Sasuke Uchiha now had a vibrator stuck in his ass.
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- Part 1 of The Best of Friends
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Like an ouroboros, a snake devouring its own tail, this, too, means eternity.
Or, "He says we are engaged to each other, you moron."