Kaer Morsels
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Boston Creme, Large Coffee, You by stfustucky (iwillpaintasongforlou)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Oct 2020
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Jaskier hates mornings, but he loves donuts. Eskel is the absolute beefcake owner of a bakery that Jaskier keeps dragging his ass out of bed to go visit, morning after morning. Jaskier just wants to take a bite of.... uh, the donut. Yeah, that's it.
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- Part 1 of Kaer Morsels
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These Are a Few of My Least Hated Things by stfustucky (iwillpaintasongforlou)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Nov 2020
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Lambert is a very grumpy cookie decorator at Kaer Morsels who makes his money piping obscene things onto cookies with icing. Aiden is the delivery guy who smiles at Lambert and talks to him and makes his stomach feel all weird like he's going to barf but in a good way. Which is weird because he's pretty sure that he isn't into guys. You can think someone is hot and want to get them shirtless and make out with them and spend the rest of your life with them in a friend way, right? Right, that seems like a thing. Fuck.
(Lambert has a gay awakening at the hands of soft dom Aiden. Apparently he has a thing for gorgeous men bossing him around, so sue him.)
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- Part 2 of Kaer Morsels
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Might Fit, Like This by stfustucky (iwillpaintasongforlou) for lutes_and_dandelions
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Nov 2020
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Everyone at Kaer Morsels bakery thinks that Geralt is oblivious enough that he doesn't notice the way that Regis, one of their regular customers, flirts with him. That's not the case. Geralt notices, alright, and he likes it. Every time Regis walks in the door there's a little ball of warmth that appears in his belly and doesn't go away for hours afterwards. Geralt knows that Regis wants him, and he wants him right back. He just chooses to ignore it because there's no fucking way that's going to happen.
(featuring Tired Dad TM Geralt, patient sugardaddy Regis, meddling brothers everywhere, and a happy ending to the bakery trilogy that was only ever supposed to be a drabble, 50k words later)
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- Part 3 of Kaer Morsels
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Pinky Promises by stfustucky (iwillpaintasongforlou)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Aug 2021
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Set after Might Fit, Like This and before the epilogue, Ciri has an important question for Geralt about their little family.
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- Part 4 of Kaer Morsels
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A Place of Healing by stfustucky (iwillpaintasongforlou)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Jul 2023
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Sometimes, Geralt has learned over the years, hospitals are a thing of sadness. Sickness, pain, grief, those things all exist here in droves, just by the nature of the place. If you let yourself, you might think that's all a hospital is about. But he's also learned that hospitals can be a place of laughter, and of love, of community. A place of family.
Or, 5 times Geralt went to Regis' hospital because someone was hurt, +1 time he went and nothing hurt at all.
Best read in conjunction with Might Fit, Like This and Pinky Promises, but could be read as a standalone.
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- Part 5 of Kaer Morsels