Smutty GinHiji Oneshots
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An incubus parasite latches onto Hijikata after a Shinsengumi case runs into a dead end in a underground alien sex shop. The Demon Vice Commander wakes up with a demonic tail with a mind of its own. The only one that could possibly help is the last person he wants to see: that silver-haired bastard. What is poor Hijikata to do?
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- Part 1 of Smutty GinHiji Oneshots
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"It had to be prank. Hijikata was seriously not standing in Kabukicho on the coldest night in a gold sparkling sequin dress that only went down to his thighs, right? The dress was strapless, barely held up with a prayer around his chest. With the way the neon lights bounced off the sequins of his dress, he felt like a walking disco ball. This just had to be his worst nightmare wrapped up in a fever dream."
Hijikata and Gintoki go undercover for a sting operation as lovers to stop the biggest drug deal of all time. But as Hijikata learns tonight, nothing ever goes as planned.
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- Part 2 of Smutty GinHiji Oneshots
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Hijikata is in his late twenties, yet he still hasn’t has his heat. But everything changes when Gintoki steps into the room.
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- Part 3 of Smutty GinHiji Oneshots
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The Vice Commander of the Shinigami has a few secrets he likes to hide under the wings of a fallen angel.
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In which Heaven and Hell’s worst enemies stumble into each other’s arms.
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- Part 4 of Smutty GinHiji Oneshots
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Hijikata gives Gintoki a blowjob.
There's not much more to be said.
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- Part 5 of Smutty GinHiji Oneshots
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Hijikata is in a qipao.
Gintoki is in love.
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- Part 6 of Smutty GinHiji Oneshots
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Drabbles of the many, many times our two favorite emotionally-constipated idiots FUCK.
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Horny companion to "Too Many Kisses to Count"
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- Part 7 of Smutty GinHiji Oneshots
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Hijikata is shot with a ray gun, turning him as small as a mouse. Through the cruel trick of the gods, he is found by Gintoki, who mistakes him for an action figure.
What exactly does the dastardly Gintoki have in store for Hijikata?
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- Part 8 of Smutty GinHiji Oneshots
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Gintoki and Hijikata are stuck on a mountain in the middle of winter. The sun's going down fast and their only salvation is a desolate cabin in the woods.
And guess what? There's only one bed.
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- Part 9 of Smutty GinHiji Oneshots
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“Well, there’s clearly a way out.” Gintoki gestured his head towards the giant banner in front of them: “Kiss 100 times and an exit will appear.”
“No,” Hijikata was adamantly looking away from the counter that was at glaring ‘100’. “Anything but that.”
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In other words, Gintoki and Hijikata are trapped in a room which won't allow them to leave until they've kissed a 100 times.Series
- Part 10 of Smutty GinHiji Oneshots
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Gintoki stumbles upon a bunny-eared Hijikata in the middle of a honey pot operation. And neither of them are prepared to meet the insatiable beast that bursts forth from inside of him.
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- Part 11 of Smutty GinHiji Oneshots
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Some weirdo stalker has been stealing Gintoki's clothes. They took his horse costume and now his favorite Wednesday yukata! Using his fresh strawberry underwear as bait, he lures the thief out and follows him to the last place a criminal would want to be: the Shinsengumi barracks?!
What he unravels there is way more than he could ever expect!
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- Part 12 of Smutty GinHiji Oneshots