We're All Cowboys
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Daybreak by Procrastinating_introvert
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
15 Feb 2023
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Fourteen year old Harry potter had just defeated Voldemort in the final battle at Hogwarts and he was sick of it all. With nothing left for him in the UK, he boards a random boat taking him to a new life. A little less than a month later, fifteen year old Harry Potter finds himself in Mexico with no idea of what to do now. Luckily, he doesn't have to decide, as a Vampire finds him first.
This is the story of Harry's turning- read the tags if you feel like it.
This is a one shot part of my overall story "We're All Cowboys", which doesn't actually exist.
DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE OR TRANSLATE WITHOUT MY PERMISION.
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- Part 1 of We're All Cowboys
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Afternoon Tea by Procrastinating_introvert
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
15 Mar 2024
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No one said being a sire of a newly turned vampire would be easy, but Jasper was willing to try for his soft spoken, tiny new vampire ward. Little did he know that flaming heads and burning limbs wouldn’t be the only challenge he faces as he tries teach a newborn I’d his own. Luckily, he’s willing to try for a taste of happiness and freedom.
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Jasper takes newly changed Harry back to camp. This is the story of Harry’s newborn days.
This is one part of my overall story "We're All Cowboys", which I’m trying very hard to make exist
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- Part 2 of We're All Cowboys
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Silence by Procrastinating_introvert
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
14 Feb 2024
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“I’m leaving”
The words were still ringing in his ears hours later. The words he had never gotten to say the first time, and the words he shouldn’t have said this time. He sat in the silence he had banished himself to as the barren land around him stared back at him mockingly, but at that point who wasn't mocking Harry and his cowardness? He knew he was. Maybe if he could turn back time, though he doubted he would have done anything differently either way.
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Chapter 4 of Afternoon Tea? This is Harry's side of the story; the one where he's kind of regretting all his life decisions.
This is a one shot part of my overall story "We're All Cowboys," which has existed for exactly a year now.Series
- Part 3 of We're All Cowboys
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Shattered Shards by Procrastinating_introvert
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2024
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When the glass seems so thick but is so fragile, all that’s left to do is pick up the shattered shards, Hope to work quick, to be so agile.
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Maria’s side of the story
This is a one shot part of my overall story "We're All Cowboys", which nearly exists
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- Part 4 of We're All Cowboys
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Twinkle Tunes by Procrastinating_introvert
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
16 Feb 2023
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Shortly after leaving Maria's army for good, Harry and Jasper have a late night conversation.
Or- The one where I use a bunch of words I don't know without a dictionary in front of me.
Read the tags to find out more, but there's not much to say on the topic.This is a (really short) one shot of my overall story "We're All Cowboys", which doesn't really exist.
DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE OR TRANSLATE WITHOUT MY PERMISION.
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- Part 5 of We're All Cowboys
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Hay Bales by Procrastinating_introvert
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Sep 2025
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It had been over 40 years that Peter had run away from the south with Charlotte. Forty years since he had seen his only companion other than Charlotte; Jasper. But they were going back now. Only, Peter hadn't expected Jasper's life to change as much as his own had. Who would have thought that Jasper would have actually listened to Peter's idly mentioned suggestion.
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the one in which Peter and Charlotte come back for Jasper (and Harry).This is part of my overall story "We're All Cowboys", which still exists despite how long it's been since I've updated.
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- Part 6 of We're All Cowboys
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On the Road Again by Procrastinating_introvert
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Mar 2026
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Now set on different paths from Peter and Charlotte, Jasper and Harry take up a life of adventure in exploring what the existence of two curious vampires can get up to outside of the newborn armies, making discoveries about both the world and themselves in the process.
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Jasper's depressed, Harry's depressed, and that "Where are you going?" "Wherever the wind takes me!" trend may or may not have been invented by them.This is a part of my overall story "We're All Cowboys", which would exist more if life didn't keep getting in the way.
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- Part 7 of We're All Cowboys
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Questionable shopping by Procrastinating_introvert
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
21 Apr 2023
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Harry and Jasper need new clothes- what a perfect opportunity to go shopping. Only problem? They have no money.
Or- the one where Harry and Jasper may or may not have broken into a store.
Read the tags if you want, they only might be helpful.
This is a one shot of my overall story "We're All Cowboys", which sort of exists- but it can probably be read separately.
DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE OR TRANSLATE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
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- Part 8 of We're All Cowboys
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Of Pixies and Diners by Procrastinating_introvert
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
11 Jul 2023
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Wandering the streets of Philadelphia, Harry and Jasper come across the scent of another vampire. The following interaction could just change their existences for better or worse.
Or, the one where they meet Alice and Harry is NOT happy.
This is a a chunk of my story that goes along with my overall story "We're All Cowboys", which was starting to exist.
DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE OR TRANSLATE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
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- Part 9 of We're All Cowboys
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Circumlocution by Procrastinating_introvert
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
20 Feb 2023
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It was always the same question, and basically the same answer- until it wasn't
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Jasper knows Harry is keeping something vital from him, but his evasiveness isn't making his life any easier. Harry has reason to fear Jasper's reaction, but eventually decides to tell him. Jasper just needs a drink.
This is a one shot part of my overall story "We're All Cowboys", which only kind of exists.
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- Part 10 of We're All Cowboys