Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
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In another world, another life, Dazai had taken a look at this unkempt, uneducated, borderline feral child and decided to forge him to his liking. Like a sword being shaped in a forge- scorching heat and merciless hammer blows until it approaches something sharp and useful, something to use later.
In another world, another life, Dazai had kept a brother and discarded a sister -his only kindness being sending her to Verlaine instead of Kouyou, and allowing them to hunker down together in the same rundown apartment, but never bothering with her beyond that.
In another world, another life, Dazai had become a mentor.
In this one, though, he is something else.
It changes everything.
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(OR: Dazai becomes a DadTM and goes feral.)Series
- Part 1 of Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
- Part 1 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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"And who might this lad be, if I'm allowed to ask, Boss?"
"You are always allowed, Hirotsu-san! This kind young man saved little old me from the cold clutches of the river-"
"River? Again, Dazai-sama? I should-"
"If you snitch to the Slug, your pay for the next five months gets cut in half."
"-mind my business."
"Exactly. As I was saying, Atsushi-kun kindly saved me, so I decided to help him with his ability issues. Can't control it, you see, so it's a matter of time until the government gets to him. Can't leave poor Atsushi to their tender mercies, right?"
"...And this has nothing to do with giving Ango-san stomach ulcers?"
"The best laid plans are always the ones with more than one payoff."
Or- Mafia boss Dazai gets an assistant (and bodyguard) and it's everyone's problem.
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- Part 2 of Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
- Part 2 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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My family (it's a little fucked up) by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
02 Jul 2023
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"What is this about?"
Silence. The scruff of shoes against pavement. The sound of rushing water (is he by the river? The sea?).
"... I'm a father now, Oda."
More silence. Despite feeling like his knees will fail him any second now, he's steady as he takes out his second phone to text Ango. He can't deal with this alone.
"Meet me at Lupin in fifteen."
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Or, Dazai adopts two kids, has them go through a training montage and somehow saves the Flags along the way.
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- Part 3 of Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
- Part 3 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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I pull you in to feel your heartbeat (Stepdad's interlude) by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
08 Jul 2023
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"You don't need to look for him, or coordinate with his teams, or stitch him up. Your job as a partner ends when the mission's done" points out the negotiator, filling up a glass for his leader.
He nods along, accepting the drink and raising it as a toast to Chuuya. "No one said you had to take care of him."
Chuuya harrumps, laying his arms over the bar top and burying his head on them, muffling his next words like a sulking toddler.
"No, I'm gonna."
Shamelessly eavesdropping, Albatross laughs.
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.Or, the many times Chuuya has saved Dazai, and the one time he repays the favor.
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- Part 4 of Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
- Part 4 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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Ginger, spice and everything nice (our family traditions) by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
31 Aug 2023
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"It's four in the fucking morning, on fucking Christmas Eve, dickhead, why did you send me an S.O.S? Where's the goddamn fire, you-? Wait, where the fuck are your face bandages?"
He lashes out, catching Chuuya's arm and dragging him inside, all nervous energy and spite, kicking the door closed so hard behind them the walls rattle.
"In the kitchen."
"Wh- what? Your bandages?"
He's surrounded by idiots.
He tugs Chuuya more insistently down the hallway. They don't have time for dilly-dallying.
"The fire!"
"Wait, there's an actual fire?!"
OR- Dazai tries his hand at normal people (family) stuff, and fumbles a little. Luckily, Chuuya helps pick up the slack
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- Part 5 of Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
- Part 5 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works