miles morales can’t have shit (help him)
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free up your mind (i know that it can be a prison) by antlsepticeye
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
20 Jun 2023
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all in all, everything’s great! fantastic, even. nothing could possibly go wrong, or be going wrong.
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oh, who is he kidding.
did miles mention that he’s still plagued with nightmares of trauma and all that, like other spider-people?
well. yeah. that’s a thing.
man, miles can’t have shit.
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- Part 1 of miles morales can’t have shit (help him)
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rise from the grave (when everyone least expects it) by antlsepticeye
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
26 Jun 2023
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miles and hobie both dive to opposite parts of the top of the building as something lunges for them, crashing down onto the spot they were once in. miles groans as he gets up, steadying himself before looking up to see–
it’s the green goblin.
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- Part 2 of miles morales can’t have shit (help him)
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lie to confess (fuck it, worry 'bout it someday) by antlsepticeye
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
07 Jul 2023
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miles never really likes to talk about what bothers him. usually, he ignores things until they end up becoming too much, and they explode in his face. all his worries, thoughts, deepest insecurities -- he keeps that all to himself.
but, maybe he should start reaching out to others.
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or, 6 times where miles finally -- accidentally or on purpose -- discusses everything that's been bothering him.
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- Part 3 of miles morales can’t have shit (help him)
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this world’s a battlefield (i will be your shield) by antlsepticeye for Ducydoo2000
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
12 Jul 2023
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ah… hobie brown.
he’s just — so chill yet cool at the same time, and the vibes he gives off are immaculate. he seems so confident, never bothered about anything negative around him. miles can gush about how cool he is for hours.
but like. not in a romantic way, ya know? more of a ‘holy shit, i wish he was my big brother’ way.
… but here’s the thing — miles is way too anxious to mention such a thing out loud, especially not to hobie’s face. like, are you kidding him?! no, he’ll keep that ‘big brother hobie’ thought to himself.
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- Part 4 of miles morales can’t have shit (help him)
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how come all this conversation? (me, me, me, me) by antlsepticeye
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
18 May 2025
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[Miguel O’Hara created a group chat]
[Miguel O’Hara added Peter B. and 8 others]
Miguel O’Hara: Please do not use this group chat for nefarious purposes.
Hobie Brown: man fuck u
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a silly little chatfic in this au<3 [inconsistent updates, this is merely a silly lil thing :3] [<— this was a lie.]
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- Part 5 of miles morales can’t have shit (help him)
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i’m your favorite shitshow (love me ‘cause i’m miserable) by antlsepticeye
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
24 Jul 2023
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hobie’s adventures as spider-man — or spider-punk, as he likes to call himself — have certainly been… well, adventurous. hobie likes that, some fun danger sprinkled into the everyday danger. it makes everything much more tolerable in his dimension.
let’s start this over, shall we?
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or, hobie brown never likes to admit his struggles, his thoughts, any of that. but at some point, he realizes that he must do so, despite his best efforts to hide his struggles and past from everyone.
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- Part 6 of miles morales can’t have shit (help him)
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i’m tired of the city (scream if you’re with me) by antlsepticeye
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
19 Aug 2023
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“scream.”
“… what?”
“scream with me,” miles explains, looking over at a confused milo. “just let everything out and scream.”
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miles and milo are tired of being their universes’ personal punching bag. they let it out.
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- Part 7 of miles morales can’t have shit (help him)
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hide under bones (and never learning our lesson) by antlsepticeye
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
01 Sep 2024
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miles sucked in a breath, trying to figure out how to go about this. his lack of experience against real magic made him a bit nervous to approach this fight, and he contemplated contacting miguel for back-up–
no, no. he should not. he could do this. he could deal with this anomaly on his own.
it was just a mysterio. how bad could this be?
(miles, of course, forgot about his perfectly unlucky luck. how could he possibly think such a thing?)
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- Part 8 of miles morales can’t have shit (help him)