SBI Get happy endings to their angsty lives
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He had to be careful, if he used up all of his magic while Wilbur was gone, well... that could end badly. Not really for his health necessarily. I mean sure I could theoretically get stabbed while I was delirious but that would never happen. Wilbur's too much of a worrywart for that.Techno chuckles to himself, remembering the last time Techno had used a little too much magic on one particular spell and Wilbur had forced him to bed rest for multiple days. If Techno hadn't been constantly sneaking out, it would've been weeks.
Techno yawns as he rolls over once more, unable to find the right spot that would allow him the comfort of sleep.
Well... since he's up, he might as well just put up one more protection spell, just to make sure that everything will be fine while he sleeps. (Or lays in bed for hours tossing and turning missing his twin.)
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Techno is a lil magic guy and he uses up too much magic while his family is away. But see, if Wilbur comes home, then he'll smother Techno in worry, and Techno doesn't want that.
Techno's clearly a good master at hiding things. Or so he thought until the next thing he knew, he was being smothered by Wilbur.Series
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Fall With Pride, Fly With Family by CowgirlJ for Princess_Cutie9
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
27 Dec 2023
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“Tommy, get my phone and call Schlatt, please,” Wilbur says as he spots an unfamiliar car begin to drive behind him. “Now.”
Tommy scrambles to take Wilbur’s phone as Wilbur continues to drive, circling around town, watching closely as the car seems to get closer and closer. “Wilbur? What’s wrong?” Schlatt’s voice calls from the phone.
“Pineapples aren’t very good on pizza,” Wilbur says, knowing Schlatt understands.
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Wilbur was just an average guy with a daughter and a younger brother to take care of. A harmless outing to the park on a winter day suddenly takes a turn and everything Wilbur thought he knew is upended.
Magic wasn't real, right?
So who are these people, his rescuers, and why are they telling him differently?Series
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“Theseus, pay attention to your tutors,” his mother scolds. Tommy stays completely still as she walks around him in a menacing way. “You are the king of the Antarctic Empire. Act like it.”
No. He’s twelve years old. He’s king, yes, but he doesn’t act like a king. He acts like a child.
And in her eyes? That’s criminal.
“Yes, Mother, my most sincere of apologies.” Tommy looks into his mother’s toxic brown eyes. Ever since his father died and Tommy was crowned, his mother became crueler and crueler. If Tommy didn’t bow down before her in the mornings. A beating. If Tommy didn’t use correct and ‘proper’ grammar? A beating.
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You've read royal aus with kid king Tommyinnit, but you ain't read nothing like this!Series
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“You are no longer under my employment, therefore no longer serve any use here. You do not have any citizenship and are required to leave tomorrow.”
“What?” Techno asks, heartbreak making his voice shake.
“No! No! Wilbur, please! What’s wrong? Just tell me–”
“You want to know what’s wrong, Techno? The fact that I could be charging you with insubordination or even treason for daring to speak to me in such a way, but I am not. I will not. You did me a great service while under my employment, now you’re done and you are leaving. You are not permitted into this country without valid citizenship.” Wilbur’s are hard, cold and calculating.
It reminds Techno of the late king when he’d forced Techno into that contract.
Genuine fear runs through his veins as he stares at Wilbur.
“No!” Techno pleads. “Please, Wilbur!”
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Day One: RoyaltySeries
- Part 4 of SBI Get happy endings to their angsty lives
- Part 1 of Twinsduo Week
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Every night the nightmares plagued his mind, and on extremely bad days, Wilbur couldn’t get out of bed.
It was those days he wished there was someone to pull him out of it. To grab his hand and tug him outside to enjoy the sunshine. To hold him after nightmares.
His friends tried when they came. But they couldn’t stay forever.
Another problem for a future him.
Right now, he wanted to do this spell and do it well.
He could only pray it wasn’t a spell that summoned a monster. As far as he could tell, it transformed things.
Wilbur sets a potted Linnaea borealis on the floor, the clay pot clinking against the hard stone as he does so.
In what way it transformed, the author had never described, but Wilbur just assumed it was something like a flower to a bee or something small like that.
Hence why he was in his basement so if he accidentally summoned a monster, he could lock it in the basement.
He takes a breath and lets his magic whirl around him.
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OR: Wilbur's spell takes a surprising turn that gives him the very thing he's been wanting for a long time.Day Two: Magic
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- Part 2 of Twinsduo Week
- Part 5 of SBI Get happy endings to their angsty lives
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Wilbur was just tired all the time, and he knew Techno felt guilty about that.
If Wilbur had let him, Techno would’ve picked up a second job, but Wilbur had refused.
When Wilbur had only been working one job and Techno, two, Techno hadn’t let Wilbur work more than one, and now Wilbur could work two jobs, and Techno could work one.
As soon as all their debts were paid off, Wilbur would stop working so much. Their debts costed a lot more than they’d ever thought they could be, and relied on Techno’s paycheck just to stay in their apartment.
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They say there's a cost to freedom, and now Wilbur and Techno are paying that price. They can live alone, but at what cost? Now considered legal adults, there's no chance of them going back to foster care, but new problems lie ahead.
When things suddenly get better for Techno, Wilbur's life seems to get worse. But he's too stubborn to tell Techno his problems. Better to let his brother think that Wilbur was doing just fine than needlessly worry him.Day Three: Modern
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- Part 3 of Twinsduo Week
- Part 6 of SBI Get happy endings to their angsty lives
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“This is Achilles, we’ve tried all the other names that previous owners have given him, but he’s hated them all except this one.” The white cat- Achilles- perks up at his name and stares out at Wilbur. “He’s been returned a lot, no one wants a–”
“Him.” Wilbur says without hesitation. Something about the cat called to him.
He knew that the cat had been returned for a good reason, but Wilbur knew he could give this cat a life of whatever it wanted.
Isolation?
Wilbur had no one else living with him.
Cuddles?
Wilbur was probably a bit touch-starved and would love to hold a cat.
Whatever this cat wants, Wilbur would give it to him. Even if it was letting him go and live life as a street cat.
“Are you sure? He’s not known for his–”
“I want him, please, miss.” Wilbur kneels at the door to the kennel and sticks his finger through.
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Wilbur, in a state of desperation for some company, goes to a local pet adoption center to look for a pet. Then he comes across Achilles, a cat that clearly doesn't like the lady leading him around, but likes him for some reason and takes him home.
What if Achilles wasn't a cat?Day Four: Hybrid/Origins
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- Part 4 of Twinsduo Week
- Part 7 of SBI Get happy endings to their angsty lives
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Breaking Down To My Worst Enemy (Is It You Or My Fear?) by CowgirlJ
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Feb 2024
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Wilbur didn’t hate Prometheus. Not in the slightest, and in fact, he hoped the villain would accomplish his goals.
Wilbur ducked under the blast of fire that Prometheus fired at him. “Come on, Pan, surely you tire of our daily fights!”
They weren’t daily.
Or they hadn’t started out that way.
Once a month turned into twice a week into practically every day.
“Of course I do, but do you think I can just leave?” Wilbur laughs as Prometheus grabs his throat and pins him against the wall.
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Hero Wilbur is tired and overworked. Techno is there to catch the slack.Day Five: Superpowers
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- Part 5 of Twinsduo Week
- Part 8 of SBI Get happy endings to their angsty lives
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Reading Between the Lines (Maybe I Should Get a Lawyer) by CowgirlJ
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Mar 2024
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Wilbur and Techno were as thick as thieves. It had been that way since they’d met last year. Wilbur had come up to Techno and had been there ever since. Where one was, you’d usually find the other.
Until now, that is.
Techno couldn’t find Wilbur, and his instincts were going berserk.
As a brute, he was supposed to protect his sounder, and now he couldn’t find him.
They’d been in the marketplace and had gotten temporarily separated, now Wilbur was nowhere to be found.
He chuffed, shouted, and called for his sounder, but Wilbur didn’t come nor respond.
Was he abandoned?
Again? A poisonous voice whispers.
He shook his head, no, Wilbur didn’t have anywhere else to go. He wouldn’t just up and leave Techno.
He couldn’t.
Right?
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Piglin hybrid twinsduo where Techno gets hurt saving Wilbur and Wilbur has to work around both of their instincts to help Techno, but then Techno gets a (maybe not so) brilliant idea.
Wilbur has family that would help them, why not go there?Day Six: Hurt/Comfort
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- Part 6 of Twinsduo Week
- Part 9 of SBI Get happy endings to their angsty lives
- Part 8 of God Fight (2024)- Cowgirl's Version
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In an alternate universe in the Dark Ages, where Philza is in the woods with a friend (who betrays his trust). He finds himself taken by a group claiming to be working for the "greater good".
The greater good in a time where towns banded against anyone who wasn't part of their groups? Ha!
Philza's got more important things to worry about then some stupid prophecy that no one can remember.
But the closer to their destination they get, the more Philza starts to think he should worry.
Then he gets there and finds out he's the person from the prophecy and now has three blessed weapons in his hands.
Things start to snowball from there.
Can Philza, an illiterate man from Hardcore -a town feared for its power and ability to win battles-, successfully run a kingdom? Or will he fall victim to Lady Death herself?
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- Part 1 of A Brit in Lady Death's Prophecy
- Part 10 of SBI Get happy endings to their angsty lives
- Part 4 of God Fight (2024)- Cowgirl's Version
- Part 1 of Summerween 2024
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“I screwed up,” Wilbur whispers. Techno looks at Wilbur’s wand and his heart sinks.
A wand could withstand a lot of things, and it was unheard of to need to replace it.
Unless the wielder did something so taxing that the wand shattered underneath the weight of the magic.
The wand in question was splintered into so many pieces, some protruding from Wilbur’s hands, most in the work bench.
“Where’s my wand, Wilbur.” It wasn’t a question.
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In a corrupted world where magic's price is too high but it has to be paid to survive, Techno is beside his brother until the very end.
Until Wilbur screws up and Techno makes a foolish promise. From that foolish promise to a dying man comes an obligation to fulfill that promise.
Wilbur didn't say Techno had to be happy and alive. Just alive.
But maybe he'll find a family that is more than happy to help him find happiness in his dreary days.Series
- Part 11 of SBI Get happy endings to their angsty lives
- Part 6 of God Fight (2024)- Cowgirl's Version