soukoku AUs
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“You give out your mail address to all women who cry.”
“Aw, Chuuya, don’t be like that! That’s how you got my contact information, after all!”
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- Part 1 of soukoku AUs
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Dazai is baffling, to say the least.
He flirts with every single person he meets and proposes lover’s suicides every five minutes or so. But then he also always shows up to work with an impeccable bento, always goes home at five o’clock sharp, always turns down all offers for dates.
The most popular bet in the Agency is that Dazai and his lover are running away from a group of shady people. But that’s not possible... Is it?
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- Part 2 of soukoku AUs
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A year ago, Chuuya wouldn’t have imagined this life for the two of them. But then again, when has that bastard Dazai ever been wrong?
[Sequel to Slice of Life - the one where Dazai & Chuuya leave PM and be domestic dumbasses together]
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- Part 3 of soukoku AUs
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“See,” Dazai says as he scoops out the eye that doesn’t have the kakugan, “you can’t even control it like this.”
[aka: the Tokyo Ghoul AU nobody asked for]
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- Part 4 of soukoku AUs
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Dazai is infamous for saying ‘yes’ to anyone who asks him out. Even if anyone he dates ends up breaking up with him before the week is over. Because he’s a suicide maniac, because he’s a manipulative asshole, because he’s a piss-poor leech who has a staggering ¥1000 to his name, because of a number of reasons.
Chuuya’s not curious - okay, he sort of maybe is - but he figures one week of stupidity can’t hurt too much.
So he jokingly asks Dazai out. And he starts to regret a lot of things.
[NOW COMPLETE: 11/8/2020]
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- Part 5 of soukoku AUs
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How to Fall in Love with a Bastard: A Guide Full of Mistakes by Nakahara Chuuya by setosdarkness
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
15 May 2016
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Chuuya's just a regular, paying, normal customer. He doesn't deserve all of this, damn it. Definitely not a bastard of a barista who doesn't have the decency to write his name properly ugh.
[ ft. Dazai's brand of flirting via rage-inducing lines ]
“Ah, I said that instead of writing your name, I drew you on the coffee cup, but you’re just too small to see~? You look so cute, like an angry chihuahua~♪”
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- Part 6 of soukoku AUs
- Part 8 of hiatus hell
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Just your regular dinner with Yokohama's most dangerous couple: the Demon Informant Dazai and his bodyguard, the Black Monster Chuuya.
[DRRR!! AU with Dazai as Izaya & Chuuya as Shizuo]
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- Part 7 of soukoku AUs
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Dazai loves Chuuya: a truth that doesn’t change, in this life or in the many others that come after.
[alternatively: Chuuya dies and their peaceful life together is broken. Each time, Dazai Osamu promises to return things to how it used to be.]
Dazai’s gone through this many times before - eight-hundred-sixty-four, tallies in his skin as he recalls each one of them and creates a plan from every piece of information he’s able to gather.
Chuuya loving him back is the main reason why he keeps on using Corruption until he dies from his own power.
Eight-hundred-sixty-four failures haunt him, but he’s also eight-hundred-sixty-four times wiser because of it.
Scenario eight-hundred-sixty-five will be the final one, he promises to himself.
He just hopes he’ll be able to keep it.
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- Part 8 of soukoku AUs
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It all starts with Chuuya getting into a drunken fight and Dazai being a Good Samaritan and taking him home. ...Or does it, really?
It all actually starts when once upon a time, two men met and refused to accept that they've fallen in love with each other. A tale of two people who've grown intoxicated with each other - and now:
"I’m sure you’re in love with me. I’ll even bet my life on it. So come find me, okay?"
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- Part 9 of soukoku AUs
- Part 1 of our lies until babylon
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Chuuya and Dazai are dating, with enough PDA to make one vomit rainbows. Both are hiding a huge secret from each other: that they’re assassins.
Turns out they’re working for rival companies too. Turns out they were actually sent to kill each other by their respective companies. Turns out they actually hate each other’s guts and were just pretending to like each other (well, okay, maybe not the last one).
[aka The Fake Dating AU + assassins + crossdressing + shenanigans , because why not]
“T-That’s so s-sweet of you!” Yeah, so sweet that he can just gag. “N-Nobody’s ever told m-me that.” Probably because he’ll kill them dead if they attempt to do so.
“It’s been fifteen hours since we saw each other.”
Chuuya wants to scream: If you’re gonna flirt like that, do it right! It’s been sixteen hours, damn it, not fifteen!Series
- Part 10 of soukoku AUs
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It’s Dazai’s wedding day. Chuuya gives him a piece of his mind.
[aka: the one where dazai and chuuya used to date. now, dazai's getting married to chuuya's ex]
“And the shittiest part is... You didn’t even say goodbye. You didn’t even let me move on, you fucker.”
“I didn’t want you to move on. I still don’t want you to.”Series
- Part 11 of soukoku AUs
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Dazai and Chuuya are terrible rivals. They compete over the weirdest things, such as:
#1 • punching strength
#2 • who gets embarrassed over kissingSeries
- Part 12 of soukoku AUs
- Part 10 of hiatus hell
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Daddy Long Legs AU, with tons of Dazai/Chuuya and Akutagawa/Atsushi, with hopefully less squick.
Told in snapshots, all to the tune of a countdown to the day Chuuya truly falls in love.
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- Part 13 of soukoku AUs
- Part 4 of hiatus hell
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Dazai catches a mysterious disease that causes death within a week if the infected doesn’t have anyone who truly loves him.
“Dazai-kun is dying. I thought I should let you know so you can...finish your affairs.”
“What the—we don’t—”
“I meant, so you can ‘say goodbye’, Chuuya-kun.”[NOW COMPLETE - 1/7/21]
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- Part 14 of soukoku AUs
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How to Seduce Dazai Osamu: a Guide by Nakahara Chuuya by setosdarkness for soymilksipper
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
13 Dec 2019
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With the help of Cosmopolitan magazines, Higuchi and Gin, Chuuya tries to seduce Dazai. And fails.
Or does he?
[12/13/19: this fic is now COMPLETE]
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- Part 15 of soukoku AUs
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Microfic Collection for Dazai/Chuuya!
Full Table of Contents here. Detailed tags/warnings/summaries are in each chapter header.
CH33 :: Soukoku are gods who retired to slack off in the human world.
CH34 :: Dazai is happy he has no soulmate.
CH35 :: Chuuya is transported inside Dazai's wallet.[CH 33-35 updated 07/30/23]
[in Vietnamese!]Series
- Part 16 of soukoku AUs
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No matter what anyone says, falling in love with your childhood friend (rival?partner-in-crime?neighbor?all of the above?) is never easy.
Especially not if your childhood interest happens to be a shameless flirt with an army of girlfriends, who happens to invite himself over all the damn time to eat ice cream on your bed as you both watch movies while it rains outside, who happens to always cheer you on during your soccer matches, who happens to toe the line of being utterly perfect and completely insane.
Chuuya didn’t ask for this.
(And he also didn’t ask for the weird nightmares about Yokohama, Corruption and Book of the Dead—but priorities.)
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- Part 17 of soukoku AUs
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They are the perfect rendition of star-crossed lovers, fated to love each other eternally, but only to meet for a brief wink of time, once a year. Well - it would be perfect, except for some details, like:
1. Chuuya is a vampire forced to cross the Barrier for his scheduled feeding from his human Master, Dazai
2. vampires don’t know anything about their Masters aside from the fact that their race’s loss in the war forced them to follow human-implemented schedules of when they can get the blood needed for survival
3. Chuuya and Dazai don’t love each other at all(an AU where vampires are owned by humans, with human!dazai owning a vampire!chuuya)
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- Part 18 of soukoku AUs
- Part 6 of hiatus hell
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eventually, i will become yours by setosdarkness
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
13 Nov 2016
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Using the Forbidden Book that can supposedly make anything written on it a reality, Dazai writes his wish to be together with a happy Chuuya.
It backfires horrendously.
[aka: reincarnation au + be careful what you wish for + multiple reincarnations/aus]
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- Part 19 of soukoku AUs
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Dazai's idea of celebrating leaves much to be desired.
Or so Chuuya claims.
(this fic is 49% foreplay, 1% penetration, 50% fEELINGS, 100% aNGST)
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- Part 20 of soukoku AUs