General Gan Vignettes

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Series Begun:
2025-05-21
Series Updated:
2026-01-07
Description:

Miscellaneous erotic vignettes of General Gan Shoucheng.

Notes:

These are all imported from a series of Pillowfort posts, where I've been dumping dozens and dozens of random hot images, ideas, scenes and scenarios involving the beardy bastard. Basically, he (and the amazing show) is so inspiring that I get ideas faster than I can write them down--he legit hit me with hyper(porno)graphia. In fact, he gives me so many ideas I'd never have the time to develop all of them into "properfics," i.e. give them the meticulous polishing, research and (re)reading that my fics usually undergo. I can only do that to about maybe 20% of all the General Gan pr0nz I have typed up quickly on my phone (the ideas usually come when I'm not on my computer). Which means a whopping 80% would remain forever unposted if I upheld my usual anal-retentive standards about what kinds of fics are Ao3-worthy! At the time of writing (November '25), that 80% is approximately 370 000 words of beardy bastard bonking (and that's a low estimate). No, you read that right. About three novels' worth of smut. So you can see why a) I have to prioritise my favourites for the properfics and b) I caved and started posting the rest without polishing every single one, right?

So, with that in mind, please remember that most of these are early drafts, and nowhere near the quality of my ~properfics~. Some of them have not been edited at all; some of them have been edited a little more. Some are nearer to the level of my properfics, and some are just quick notes made while fapping, or when I'm just about to fall asleep. Thus, the quality of these vignettes varies from sketchy notes to full-on stories. Most have been checked once or twice for typos, but some may still remain. The flaws you may find include gratuitous spankings of kinks, accidental repetition, cultural-historical inaccuracies, unpolished or dodgy characterisation and dialogue--but I promise interesting imagery and, most importantly, hotness will always abound in some way or another.

I have *some* standards even with these--you *will* always get plausible lube with anal, for example (even when it's just pussy slick, because Gan is Like That). My OCs are either well-rounded characters (Xia, Jiao) or just everywoman characters, not Sues or self/reader-inserts; I don't like reading those, so I don't write those. My OFCs are the kinds of women I find hot to think about, often modelled on some actress I fancy; mostly, I only create OCs if I can't find a suitable canon character for the part/the kind of story I have in mind. Look, I write M/F because I'm bisexual; so, instead of inserting myself, I want to perv the woman, too. That, and I see OCs' psyches and bodies as mirrors, vehicles for us to experience the sexyman through.

And while I write some unabashedly florid-ass poetic shit sometimes, I *do* try to avoid the limpid pools, azure orbs and throbbing members at least. Medieval terms for genitals, sexual fluids etc. may sometimes feature, because these are medieval characters; bear in mind that Chinese terms for genitals and sex are very metaphorical and flowery, too.

One kind reader said that "Even the stuff you call your 'badfic' is goodfic, especially in comparison to most of the stuff out there" and while I'm not so sure about that (erm, did she say this just because I can spell?!), I've never forgotten it. So, when these ideas kept coming, I felt at least some of them might entertain others as well. And frankly, since my mission on this planet is to make this place a little less miserable for others with whatever I can create... well. Here they are.

If fap material is what you're looking for, you've come to the right place: fap material is what you'll get. My sincere hope is that despite the rough and unrefined nature of these vignettes, you'll find something to your liking, here.

Enjoy! ❤️

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39
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