Fuck it, we Bhaal!
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"Very few seek this out," Sovereign Spaw continued, its voice slipping through Thorne’s mind like silk, curling around his thoughts with unrestrained intimacy. "But those who do, on the rarest of occasions, describe it as overwhelming. An unraveling. Both Rebirth and connection."
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Myconid sex!
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- Part 1 of Fuck it, we Bhaal!
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Spider Silk by Anonymous
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
25 Aug 2025
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“You mock Kar’niss,” the Drider rasped at last, voice low and venom-laced. “Pretty meats do not speak kindly to monsters. They scream. They bleed. They run.”
“Don't threaten me with a good time,” Thorne chuckled, which only seemed to anger the creature even more.
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- Part 2 of Fuck it, we Bhaal!
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Gale liked to think that he’d developed something of a sixth sense when it came to Thorne and his antics. A radar system of sorts, finely tuned after one too many incidents involving the Tiefling throwing himself into danger with nothing but a small sword, a tadpole in his skull, and the clothes on his back.
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Thorne drinks from Thisobald's distillery and has an...interesting reaction.Series
- Part 3 of Fuck it, we Bhaal!