Take Me To Church, but make it sexier

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• Worship by SquigglyAverageJoe

  Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  08 Jan 2025

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie
  • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
  • Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Girl Penis
  • Futa Charlie Magne | Morningstar
  • shes got a girl dick
  • is it natural? Is it magic? It’s there.
  • Human Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Demon Charlie Magne | Morningstar
  • Nuns
  • Religion Kink
  • Church Sex
  • Inaccurate Catholicism
  • probably
  • I went to church the morning of a cousin’s quinceñera
  • and that was it
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • Internalized Misogyny
  • (which often comes with homophobia but you’re not here for a lecture)
  • Catholic Guilt
  • Improper Use of a Rosary
  • Prayer Kink
  • Breeding Kink
  • Impact Play
  • Flogging
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Loss of Virginity
  • I think Jesus would approve honestly
  • Demon Sex
  • Demon/Human Relationships
  • Dirty Talk
  • Praise Kink
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Angst
  • Charlie thinks they’re roleplaying lmao
  • some kinda cnc elements?
  • Vaggie thinks she’s being forced but also
  • Vaggie wants it. So.
  • Vaggie Needs A Hug (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Being Walked In On

  Summary

  Vaggie pledged her life to serve her God. The daughter of the devil is going to fix that.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Take Me To Church, but make it sexier

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,181

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  164

  Bookmarks:

  45

  Hits:

  4,299

• Devotion by SquigglyAverageJoe

  Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  11 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Adam/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
  • Adam (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
  • Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Alternate Universe
  • Church Sex
  • (the author knows jack shit about church)
  • Chubby Adam (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Top Adam (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Sub Adam (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Top Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
  • Deal with a Devil
  • Hell
  • Lust
  • Shameless Smut
  • Oral Sex
  • Anal Sex
  • Dirty Talk
  • Praying During Sex
  • Mentioned Charlie Magne | Morningstar
  • Minor Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie
  • Preacher Adam (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Or maybe a priest I don't know the difference fr
  • Religion
  • Religion Kink
  • Mildly Dubious Consent
  • I did write it with the intention of Adam consenting
  • but it's not the eager 'yes I want this' at the beginning you might want in your smut
  • and he def regrets his decision when he's finished
  • but also pretty dubious when they talk about Chaggie
  • bc Vaggie did want that but everybody else decided it was rape
  • makes more sense if you read the first fic

  Summary

  After Sister Vaggie is defiled by the daughter of the devil inside the church walls, Father Adam makes an unwise deal with the devil.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Take Me To Church, but make it sexier

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,816

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  58

  Hits:

  1,258