lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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Without conversation to take his mind off his bladder, matters only get worse. Stede shifts in his seat, trying to relieve the pressure somehow.
Then, he gets an idea.
These chairs aren’t upholstered, just uncomfortable metal things. No one would know if he leaked, just a smidge.
Stede overestimates the capacity of his bladder at a work dinner party. Izzy notices.
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- Part 1 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
- Part 3 of OFMD Kinktober 2025
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“Everything okay over there?” Ed asks, though he doesn’t turn around, so how he knows that Stede’s in a state is a mystery.
“Yes,” Stede croaks, his voice betraying him. “I’m just fine.”
“It’s normal to be scared of landing,” Ed says.
On a private flight across the globe, Stede can't stick the landing.
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When Stede is injured, he is forced to stay in bed by Mama.
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- Part 17 of Baby Bonnet
- Part 3 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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Izzy learns something new about himself after bearing witness to Stede's surprise.
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“I’m just… quite full,” Stede says.
“Good,” Izzy says. He scoots forward a little. “You can hold it a little longer though, can’t you, lamb?”
Stede looks away and swallows. He isn’t sure, but… “Yes, Izzy.”
After being forced to drink copious amounts of tea, Stede is tied up and tested to see if he can produce a new record.
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When Stede is running a fever, Izzy can't resist him.
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- Part 6 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
- Part 6 of Sexy Trans Mentorship
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While swimming with his crew in a lake, Stede is stricken by the desperate need to relieve himself.
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“I’m sorry, Mama,” Stede says. “Can I go potty first?”
“No,” Izzy says. Cruel Mama. “You can hold it, since you decided not to use your pull-up.”
Stede receives a spanking, and if that isn't bad enough, he has to spend it trying not to pee himself.
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- Part 7 of Sexy Trans Mentorship
- Part 8 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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After fainting at Pride, Stede wakes alone in a hospital room.
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After wandering the venue for ages, Stede finally finds a bathroom without a long line—only, it's out of order.
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- Part 10 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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“Does my pet have to go potty?” Izzy croons, a mocking edge to his voice.
Stede whines, dipping his head.
“Aww. Come here first.”
Izzy yanks the leash, and Stede tumbles forward.
While Ed is away on a business trip, Izzy records him a treat, and Stede is the star of the show.
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- Part 11 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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refuge looks a lot like you by lovedhands for AJTheNotGreat
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Nov 2025
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The sound of footsteps catches his attention, and his stream sputters to a stop as he whips his head up.
Oh.
The man who has encountered him is not his father, but instead…
Goodness.
After fleeing from the din of a shipyard, Stede finds a secluded place to be alone and urinate. He is not alone for very long.
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- Part 12 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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take it off my hands (do me a favor) by lovedhands for MentallyDevastated
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Nov 2025
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“What’s the matter?” Fang asks softly. Stede blinks.
“I’m sorry?”
“You’re tense.” Fang frowns. “Is it not nice?”
“It is!” Stede says. “I just… well, I have to pee.”
After delegating his ablutions to Fang, Stede realizes too late that his bladder is much too full.
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- Part 13 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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just a perfect day by lovedhands for florence_after_midnight
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Nov 2025
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“Where do you think you’re going?” Izzy mutters. Stede glances at the worker, but they’re on their phone.
“I have to pee, Sir,” Stede whimpers. “Please, let me go. It’s an emergency.”
“Should have thought about that before we left,” Izzy says. “Go on. Enjoy the gift we’ve given you.”
“I have enjoyed it, and I’ll enjoy it more when I come back, but please—”
On a date at the lepidopterarium, Stede can't stay focused on the lovely butterflies.
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- Part 13 of blackbeard & basilica’s boytoy
- Part 14 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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After drinking copious amounts of rum during the bash for Calypso's birthday, Stede tries to hit the head.
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- Part 15 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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wonder how we tesselate by lovedhands for florence_after_midnight
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Nov 2025
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The smell hits Ed like a fucking cannonball. His cunt throbs.
“Izzy?” Ed asks. “What did you do?”
“I don’t know what you mean, Sir,” Izzy says, but there’s a glint in his eye as he says it.
When Izzy comes to bed, Ed notices something amiss.
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- Part 16 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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Distracted, he watches the cats padding around, but then his bladder spasms, and his eyes screw shut. He puts in his paci to try to relax him.
It works too well, and he almost lets go within a few seconds. He whimpers around the paci.
“Struggling, little one?” Mama asks, not moving his eyes from the screen.
After Izzy tells Stede he has to hold it through the movie to get a treat, Stede regrets not going potty beforehand.
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- Part 17 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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“Is it…” Ed looks away and chews his lip. “Is it not good?”
“No, Edward—you aren’t listening to me,” Stede sighs. “I told you, I have to pee!”
“Then do it,” Ed murmurs.
“What?” Stede asks, thinking he didn’t hear Ed correctly. Surely, he didn’t.
When Ed can't get enough of kissing Stede, Stede reaches his limit.
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- Part 18 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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Stede enters his cabin and stops in his tracks when he finds a body in his bed. He pads closer, grabbing the golden whale paperweight.
It’s… him—or, it’s his body.
If he’s in Jack’s body, then Jack must be in his. That’s the purpose of this dream. He must give Jack a taste of his own medicine!
Stede is given the opportunity to take his revenge on Jack. He'd be a fool not to take it.
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- Part 19 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
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three birds with one stone by florence_after_midnight, lovedhands
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Dec 2025
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Stede moans, louder now, and it’s not entirely on purpose.
Ed lifts her head, curiously peeking over the top of her phone and across the garden.
When her eyes land on Stede, she stops mid-motion.
When Stede puts on a show for the hot girl next door, his lure draws in much more attention than he anticipated.
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- Part 20 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
- Part 4 of dancing on eggshells