I tried to Bargain with the Stars
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You Taught Me How To Live by Be_Whelmed
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics)
17 Mar 2026
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Percy Jackson is the son of Sally Jackson, and the son of Poseidon.
He's a general, a leader, a friend.He's also a Wayne.
Actually, not exactly.
Perseus James Jackson-Wayne was declared "missing" at twelve years old in a car accident, presumed dead, despite the fake sightings of him.
Jason Todd died at fourteen years old in a terrorist attack.
Percy Jackson's favourite colour is Red.Two truths and a lie, anyone?
The title is from our beloved Damian Wayne: “Because it will be hard for me to say these words face to face, I want you to know that Mother may have given me life, but you taught me how to live.”
Don't feed this to AI- let's not kill the planet people (or our imaginations) <333
hiatus over. fic will be updated within the next 2 weeks!Series
- Part 1 of I tried to Bargain with the Stars
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Everything is Legal in New Jersey by Be_Whelmed
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
28 Mar 2026
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inspired by catperson's amazing TikTok
Percy Jackson was really enjoying Winter Break for once. New York was quiet, Annabeth was coming over in a few days, and he got the subway home-without attracting a monster.
Then of course, he arrives home to find a someone calling herself Talia Al Ghul, and claiming to be his biological mother, and that he was the heir to the Demon's Head.
But Sally Jackson is his mom.
..Right?Percy takes back everything good he has ever said about Winter Break.
And Damian would like to throw this new "brother" off a cliff. Honestly. Mother is becoming too much like Father.This work is not Related to "You Taught Me How To Live."
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- Part 2 of I tried to Bargain with the Stars