The Neverhood
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"Will someone please explain why my fiancée is holding hands with—with…" Ron looked like he was ready to vomit.
Harry swallowed loudly, then said, "When you didn't show up in time, Wizard law went into effect. The best man had to fill in for the groom."
If Ron paled any more, he would look transparent.
"But you're not my best man," he said, looking pointedly at Harry.
"I know," Harry said. "But somehow it didn't matter."
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In which Ron is late to the wedding, Hermione loses control of her perfectly planned life, and Draco did not agree to any of this.
A gentle, silly, musical comedy-style take on the Marriage Law trope. Updates Tuesdays and Fridays.
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- Part 1 of The Neverhood
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When Draco announces his sudden, unprovoked, marriage to Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy has a difficult time coping.
A collection of ficlets and outtakes from Never Saw It Coming, mostly of Lucius going through the five stages of grief in the most Lucius way possible.
Featuring:
- Our favorite snobby blonde couple ✨
- A visit to the match(un)maker 💔
- Opinionated Malfoy ancestors 🖼️
- Narcissa Malfoy’s secret hobby 🔒Series
- Part 2 of The Neverhood