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    River turns up on a Thursday night without words attached.

    “You weren’t invited,” she said, smiling. “You turned up.”

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    “You do realise it would make you one of us, don’t you? And that my shitty little job would also be your shitty little job, then?”
    Spider scrunches up his nose, “Don’t be a blockhead, River. We all know you’ll live and rot at Slough House and that sort of ambitionless life just isn’t for me.”
    River’s fingertips begin to twitch again but he forces himself to keep his voice down.
    “And still you want to work with us.”

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    Or: Spider is back from the dead and River has to deal with it

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    19/?
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    "Her hair was red. It wasn’t natural, but it was earned - the hard way."

    A bored spy on sabbatical swipes right on River Cartwright, walks into Slough House, and stumbles on an old sin named Jackson Lamb

    This isn’t a date. It’s a rematch.

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    6/?
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    “That’s the first smart thing you’ve said all day.” Lamb smiled. “Maybe we can work through those daddy issues, yet.”

    “Shut up, just- shut up.” River turned onto his side, away from Lamb. He briefly entertained the thought that he might simply will this entire situation away, if he wanted it enough; unfortunately, after squeezing his eyes shut and reopening them, that did not seem to be the case. Regrettable.

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    1/1
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    ‘How dare you come into my childhood home, swaggering in, sitting on my sofa, avoiding looking at me, whilst you have the appeal of a fucking….trifle?’

    River's car breaks down in the harsh wilderness of Surrey. He stumbles on a gingerbread cottage but without the witch.

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    1/1
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    Lamb shouldn’t care, but he can’t help reflecting on his favourite idiot.

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    {The highly (?) anticipated sequel of The Aldersgate School Files}

    University; tall order at the best of times, let alone when it’s Cambridge.

    Everything is going exactly to plan - Any day now River would be getting scouted for M.I.5, but in the meantime, a History and Politics degree from St John’s College Cambridge wouldn’t hurt, and even better, his boyfriend is studying right beside him. What he hadn’t counted on is that people aren’t as kind in the real world as back home, and all of a sudden life isn’t so easy all the time.

    James can’t believe his luck! He proved his dad wrong and secured himself a place in St John’s studying Political Science and no one could ever take that away from him. Even if River is acting kind of weird.

    It’s sink or swim time for River and James.

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    2/11
    Comments:
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    12
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    In 2025, I have decided to archive some small bits of fic and headcanons I have written, just to have a single place where everything is archived. Fandoms represented are Arc of a Scythe, Slow Horses, James Bond. More to be added. See chapter titles for applicable fandoms and pairings. Applicable warnings will be in chapter summaries.

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    15/?
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    16
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    1
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    River and Shirley escape from a derelict building

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    Slough House wasn’t built for joy—yet somehow, five abandoned kittens sneak in, right between the cold weather, the grief no one names, and an Advent calendar Catherine probably shouldn’t have bought. It’s Christmas in a world that doesn’t believe in miracles, but sometimes warmth shows up in smaller, stranger ways.

    Christmas doesn’t fix anything. But some strays find shelter, and some strays find each other.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    Based just after the events of season three, with more whump :)

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    The next morning River sluggishly slapped his alarm off, slowly blinking his heavy eyelids to feel a pounding headache pulsing through his eyes, every part of his body throbbing. Haphazardly he attempted to locate the half used pack of paracetamol sitting on his bedside table, only to end up repeatedly smacking the wood. Until the only option seemed to be the daunting attempt to roll out of bed. A night's sleep had felt like mere seconds and the exhaustion pressed down on his bones like lead.

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    灰尘慢慢落在车上,使鲜艳的红色逐渐黯淡。也许有无聊的人在灰尘上涂鸦,但是随着时间的推移,又一层灰尘重新覆盖上去。也许路过的人会推测车主人的去向,但是很少有人能将这辆车与军情五处的特工联系起来。

    不过大多数人只是视而不见——一辆被遗弃的车——这没什么稀奇的,天知道伦敦城里每天有多少被遗弃的东西正在慢慢陈旧腐烂。

    甚至人也会被遗弃。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    1/1
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    3
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    Patrice/River, implied Patrice/Bertrand

    Frank and River's meeting is temporarily interrupted, as Patrice takes him elsewhere, where they find themselves unexpectedly alone together.
    ‘Too much in their lives was predetermined, Triangulations stacking up, concluding they would walk this path—battered, relentless, until death.’

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    帕特里斯/瑞弗,有帕特里斯/伯特兰暗示

    弗兰克和瑞弗的会面临时中断,帕特里斯把他带去另一个地方,他们进行了一些意外的独处。
    “在他们人生轨迹中既定的东西已经太多,三角定位层层叠叠,得出的结论是他们会走在脚下的这条路上,即便伤痕累累,至死不休。”

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    River fixes a light switch. Annie lets him. It’s more intimate than it sounds.

    “You live alone,” he said.

    “Yes.”

    “And you’ve been accepting mild electrocution as a lifestyle choice.”

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    1/1
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    9
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    1
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    River wishes there was a little more action for his last shift of the year, his last shift—finally, finally!—as an F3, but there’s little chance of that with their ambulance bay closed.

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    2/7
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    7
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    13
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    1
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    189
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    The Doctor and Clara Oswald crash land the TARDIS into Jackson Lamb's office. They're stuck in the Slow Horses universe, where life can't get any worse than it already is for MI5's shoddiest agents.

    A Doctor Who x Slow Horses crossover fic set during the Twelfth Doctor era and after season 5 of Slow Horses. Crack treated seriously, with multiple chapters planned.

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    3,690
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    bad things happen bingo: thrown down the stairs
    The thing about falling down the stairs is that you sort of don’t really understand what’s happening until it’s already happened.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    34
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    River says goodbye. Based on the teaser for s6

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    1/?
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    River absolutely isn't bored at Christmas and jumping at shadows.

    There is something really suspicious going on at the Tunbridge Wells Christmas Grotto

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    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    90

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