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anyone but him (it's him) by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), tbh idk which one it is
29 Mar 2026
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Derapchu is in a bad mood.
It's obvious to everyone — especially his friends — so they all give him a wide berth. And that does not help in the slightest.
The reason isn't dramatic or overemotional. He has to get tutoring. He doesn't even mind that part — he needs all the help he can get with calculus. The problem is that his tutor is Wifies. Wifies, who is annoying. Wifies, who has the audacity to claim that HE'S Parrot's best friend. Not Derapchu. Him.
Clearly, the universe hates him.
derapchu is FAILING math and wifies now has to tutor him. it's fine. everything is fiiinneeee. (its not)
or: two idiots who everyone already assumed were dating, a fake relationship that spirals completely out of control, and the mutual pining neither of them are willing to acknowledge
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- English
- Words:
- 11,156
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
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07 Jul 2026
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what’s your secret? by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
09 May 2026
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Wifies is a normal college student, living a normal life.
He has routines he follows. One of which, involves going to a cafe daily. Not because of the cafe—even though it’s a good place. No, it’s because of the barista working there.
The barista named Derapchu.
Wifies feels totally normal about Derapchu. Which is why he knows his major, his favourite colour, his favourite season, his phone wallpaper, his hometown, his sleep schedule, et cetera et cetera… This is totally normal behaviour and not obsessive at all. Totally.
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Wifies is a psychology major of course he knows this is obsessive behaviour. Who is he kidding?
He applies to be a barista at the same cafe.
or: chufies coffee shop au with evilfies
- Language:
- English
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- 12/12
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07 Jul 2026
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Lavender butterflies flap in my lungs by cheesecurddragon
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Jun 2026
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Derapchu looks around. “Is the power off?” There isn’t the slightest hint of music or dance for almost thirty whole seconds. He almost turns around to ask for help, but Parrot is far too bubbly to be scared.
Then, there’s a sudden click of lights on the stage, stunning all the first-timers including him. There’s a person, standing there in a green and gold bodysuit on a part of a massive flute replica. He balances on one of the knobs, her foot unquavering while he plays a song on her own regular-sized instrument.
Once her song has come to a slow, gradual ending, he does a flip off it and waves the instrument like a baton. Derapchu sees a shuffling behind the black curtains, squinting to try to get more. “Dearly beloved guests, welcome to the Debunk Circus! I am the Chartreuse Cat, and here is my friend, Rosette!”
Series
- Part 4 of chufies series!!／(･ × ･)＼
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07 Jul 2026
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Would you yearn for me the way I did? by Novarine
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
10 Jun 2026
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Chufies slow burn fanfic
Will Wifies push Derpachu away?
Or will they both admit that they’ve been liking eachother since the start.
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07 Jul 2026
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Branzy has made a horrible miscalculation in one of his villainous schemes and now finds himself being fling through a window. Luckily someone’s there to make sure he’s alright.
Aka; Clownzy villains AU
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- Part 5 of Clownzy fics by an idot
- Part 6 of Stealing life and love
Bookmarked by 3XO
07 Jul 2026