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    The International Commission of Earth sends Technoblade on a mission to mars to check out some possible illegal activates to per say "stop at all costs". He discovers that the universe isn't as empty as he had hoped it would be and now he has to learn all of it alone, or so he thought.

    or: Special operations infiltrator Technoblade gets yoinked into an adventure he did not at all ask for, thank you. He gets friends and family he never thought he'd ever deserved but here he is: bamboozled.

    or: or: I got the sbi/si-fi brain rot from reading a few other fics, playing Mass Effect and watching people play Helldivers so I decided we needed more and I'd make my first one.

    I will not wright wilbursoot's character into this fic so we die like men with 3/4. support shubble and other victims

    As always this fic is about the characters not the creators themselves if this makes anyone uncomfortable I will remove it immediately, be respectful please. Have a good day!!

    arc 1 ch 1-17 (intro) -- arc 2 ch 18-63 (main plot) -- arc 3 fun

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    This is a one-shot book for stories that take place between the last proper chapter of One More Step Out of the Pit and the epilogue. It's the first 6 months of Tubbo and Tommy living with a group of supervillains.

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    Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.

    He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.

    Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.

    He froze.

    Right.

    There were now aliens in his cell.

    And he probably just scared the hell out of them.

     

    Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.

    This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.

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    27 Sep 2025

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    Haso Technoblade my beloved

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    Technoblade is a human, abducted against his will and kept in a black market.
    Phil, Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo are looking for something to protect them from pirates.

    Or: Humans are Space Orcs and Wilbur thinks one would make a good guard dog.
    Lots of miscommunication and a mix of perspectives.

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    27 Sep 2025

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    Haso techno my beloved

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    “You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.

    “He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.

    “He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”

    “Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”

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    Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.

    Phil has a different plan.

    (In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)

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    27 Jul 2025