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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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30 Aug 2025
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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07 Aug 2025
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“Now tell me,” he murmured, his voice low in her ear. “Why are you running from me?”
“Because-“her chest tightened as she heard the command in his voice. Beta or omega, everyone felt the command of an alpha; the will to submit to it. To him. “You’re going into rut.” her breath came in warm puffs against his bare skin; his temperature making it possible for him to go without much clothing; unlike her, bundled in her coat and mittens, her scarf fallen on the ground.
“Mhm,” he started back towards camp; holding her in his arms, as if she weighed nothing at all. “Does that scare you, little one?”
She wouldn't see him take his rut with another. She wouldn't - she couldn't.
AU | Beta Hermione is in love with an alpha. Fenrir Greyback.
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18 Jan 2025
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The Capture of Cerberus by orphan_account
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Jun 2022
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For the first time in twenty-four years, Obi-Wan sees his padawan's face again. It's a painful reunion.
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- Part 2 of Mythology
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29 Nov 2024
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Family Ties by corleonead
Fandoms: The Godfather (1972 1974 1990), The Godfather - Mario Puzo
25 Dec 2022
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"Women framed Michael Corleone’s life, as much as he’d never admit it." Michael meets a woman who changes his life.
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- Part 1 of Bloodlines: A Godfather Chronicle
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29 Aug 2024