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"Objectively speaking, Sanji’s wedding day is not the worst thing to ever happen to him – there are far too many contenders for that title, but the day of his mother’s death is probably the one topping the chart – but it is on the list somewhere. And not at the bottom, at that."
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Sanji thinks he's marrying the Demon of the East, the Pirate Hunter, a member of the Worst Generation and a cruel pirate, all for his bastard of a father's benefit.
Meanwhile, Zoro is marrying the hot guy he saw once as a picture in Red-Foot Zeff's restaurant. Also, they offered him booze. -
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Convincing a leery Hashira to intervene to save Naruto's life was never going to be anything else than a painful ordeal. Iruka did not expect that it would involve being proposed to this many times.
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John MacTavish’s fingers tightened around the pommel of his sparth axe. “This is madness, Anndra. Couldn’t ye buy the man a barrel of ale instead of selling yer brother like a cattle head?”
The year is 1289. Ghost, a sword for hire, saves the life of a Scottish tradesman, Andrew MacTavish, and almost gets a spouse out of it. It probably would have gone fine, weren't it for the fact that he and his Scottish near-betrothed are supposed to escort the same merchant from London to Exeter.
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"On the morrow, Rowan wakes up under the rough-spun linen of a tent, with Raymun Fossoway’s breath buried into her curls."
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Sanji is a furry. Zoro is not. They're both at the furry convention.
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What exactly constitutes a meet-cute is entirely dependent on how stupid the involved parties are.

