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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    Bilbo braids his pony's mane ... and gets the whole company in a tizzy! Except Thorin, who is strangely grumpy about it.

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  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    "I wanted to ask, since I realized it never came up, how exactly do Hobbits honor their dead?"

     

    Or, Hobbit and Dwarf culture surrounding funerals are quite different

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    23 Sep 2026

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    Bilbo squeezed his eyes shut for a moment. "It’s my name, Thorin."

    "But your name is Bilbo," Dwalin stated, as if he were correcting a child on the color of the sky. "We have the contract. We have the letters. It says 'Bilbo Baggins'."

    "That," Bilbo said, turning to face them with a look of profound exhaustion, "is my nickname. My 'Short Name.' Most Hobbits outside the Shire, and quite a few inside it, use nicknames. They’re easier to say, they’re less stuffy, and they don't require three breaths to finish."

    The Dwarves crowded around the market table, ignoring the startled looks of the local Hobbits.

    "If Bilbo is the nickname," Fili asked, his eyes dancing with delight, "then what is the real one?

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  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    COYOTE VS ACME SPOILERS! READ NOTES AT BOTTOM PLEASE FOR CONTEXT!!

    “So yes, yes, sometimes our cartoon products do explode,” Boomed Foghorn’s voice as he stood in front of the jury and the entirety of Congress. His arms splayed out wide to make a point.

    “Sometimes “they do backfire, sometimes they do push the boundaries of gravity and science! But do you all wanna live in a world without new? Without progress? Now, what is it you always say, Mr. Crane?” The rooster turned to Buddy, watching a sly smile appear on his face as he sat straight in his seat. Foghorn took heavy steps back to his seat, sitting beside his attorney.

    “Well, you know what they say Mr. Leghorn, can't make an omelette without—” he began, watching Foghorn’s face downturn into a brief scowl.

    “Breaking a few eggs…”

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    “Why does everyone think it’s a scheme?” Suho complains, scowling even as he swings their joined hands back and forth. “My schemes are much more practical than this.”
    Javier, who has seen him construct an aqueduct primarily out of spite, gift a child legal ownership of a hotel, and antagonize multiple royals, chooses not to comment on that last part. “You must admit, to an outside observer, it can seem a little improbable. We didn’t exactly like each other, at the start.”
    “On your end, sure, but I liked you the whole time.”

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    Javier and Suho have started dating. It's not one of Suho's cons, he swears (it really isn't).

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