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The Worst Fucking Day of Bryan’s Life by Magic_mushroom_506
Fandoms: Resident Evil (Movie 2026), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
21 Sep 2026
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Part 1 of Bryan Can't Catch a Fucking Break
Leon's cock was huge. Obscenely large, the head fat and swollen, purple-red and leaking. It looked like a cop's baton, which was almost funny because Leon was a cop and he was fit as fuck and apparently proportional in every possible way.
Leon bit down on Bryan's scalp. It hurt, teeth digging in, pressure spiking pain through his skull, but Bryan just winced, didn't pull away.
"Shit, man, you're huge." Bryan's voice came out strangled.
The cock looked bruised. Veins popping out in dark relief, the whole shaft flushed deep red, tip practically purple. It looked painful. Like it might actually explode.
"It hurts so bad," Leon gasped into his hair.
"Okay. Okay, I'm gonna help you." Bryan sucked in a breath, let it out slow. Like he was about to jump off a cliff.
"It's just a cock," he muttered to himself. "I jerk my cock all the time."
"Bryannnn—" Leon whined at the word, and his cock twitched hard, smearing precome across his own shirt.Series
- Part 1 of Bryan Can't Catch a Fucking Break
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25 Sep 2026
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Four's Company by lucanidsoap
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Sep 2026
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If you had told Grace that he'd meet another Eridian aboard the Hail Mary, he'd shrug and probably believe you.
If you had told Grace that he'd come across another human aboard the Hail Mary, he'd laugh hard. Good joke!
If you told Grace that the human was himself from an alternate universe, he'd call you a staggering waste of carbon.
Or: Movie-Canon meets Book-Canon. They fuck about it.
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- Part 8 of Soap's PHM Fics
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17 Sep 2026
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It's one crisis after another. There can't be time between these things: that would make life too easy. June just had to show up before Healy could even get used to the fact that he had feelings for March. She also had to set her sights on the man that Healy was in love with.
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13 Sep 2026
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She hates him. She hates him and she hates Jack and she hates her mother for leaving her.
or: a story about holly, about haunted narratives, and about being fifteen.
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10 Sep 2026
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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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03 Sep 2026