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  1. Rec 6

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    Who knew that Adrian had found their very own alien human as well? But this one's a bit different then Dr. Ryland Grace.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Surprises Ur an eel
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    Berry sweet
    Eel forgettin

  2. Rec 53

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    Ryland Grace is sent to space against his will.

    He wakes up with no memories, two "brothers" claiming to know him, and a mission that keeps getting stranger by the day. There's first contact with a sentient alien, constant brotherly chaos, a mystery surrounding Sierra Six, and what do you mean this is a suicide mission?

    As the truth about his past slowly returns, Ryland realizes remembering who he was might be harder than saving humanity.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    TRIO IN DA SPAACE ~~~~~
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    🚀🛸🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌑🌑

  3. Rec 39

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    Ryland was never supposed to come back, but he did, and now he has to get used to Earth again. The gravity, the speech, the routine, and, not to mention, his newfound fear of explosions and people grabbing him, especially his neck. His brother, a very good stuntman if he's allowed to brag, decided Ryland needed to get out a little and dragged him to one of his sets. It would be better if he weren't constantly speaking like Rocky.

    Or: Rocky's ship was never in danger and Grace was able to get back to Earth, albeit with some issues to work through and during the years with Rocky, he picked up some… interesting speech patterns.

    Or or: I was bored and wanted to write this because I haven't seen anything similar yet. The timeline is my bitch now suckers.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Grace went home to Earth. He has a twin, now much older than him. He's doing his best to live with the remains of what he was. He's doing his best.
    HE GOT ZE TABLET OF CONNCTION TO ZE ROCKSSSSSSSSS YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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    It's their third trip out since they found the taumoeba.

    The Hail Mary has been upgraded, and now runs with a crew of nine Eridians. Plus the human mascot, Grace.

    It might be his last trip out, but Grace is making the best of it. He's just in the way at that point. His eyesight is no longer needed for the ship to run smoothly, and he could be teaching instead. He's enjoyed the trip. He really has.

    But the last of the new beetles are off, headed to distant star systems. Grace was settled in at the viewport when they found an anomaly.

    That's an odd astrophage signature.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Gay ass doofus KISSS ALREADY AAAAAAAAAA

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    Confirmation bias: the human tendency to search for, interpret, and recall information that aligns with our existing beliefs, while ignoring or dismissing evidence that contradicts them.

    No matter what Grace tries to tell him, Simon is very sure that the man is divine in nature. It just makes sense.

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    Simon winds up in The Enclosure, naturally. Grace is super down to have human company on planet Erid, but he really wishes someone would have given him a little bit of warning first. Especially about Simon’s religious cult upbringing — if he had known about that, he maybe could have planned a better-worded greeting that wasn’t basically, “Be Not Afraid.” He really set them up for failure with that one.
    (Simon thinks he's dead and that Grace as an angel for A While due to continued misunderstandings)

    [NO AI USED, AND DO NOT FEED MY WORK TO AI, I EXPRESSLY FORBID IT.]

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    07 Jul 2026

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    First bloody Mary fic.
    I LOVE IT
    THE BE NOT AFRAID AND THE BUTCHER
    I LOVE THEIR THOUGHTS I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT
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    It updated YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    I'm loving the misunderstanding. The two are saying the same language but they're processing it with diff software lmaoooooooo