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    When the Centaurs players do a "Who Knows the Captain Best" challenge, it becomes painfully obvious who really knows Ilya Rozanov.

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    Hudson william’s gymshark ad but its shane hollander’s and the internet implodes also Ilya fights back. Thats the whole fic

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    Lena @hollanderwifee → retweeting @GymShark’s post
    HOLY SHITT?!?! ROZANOV CAN YOU FIGHT?!?!
    Tay-Tay @centaursisgay
    No fr he CANNOT fight us all
    Ilya Rozanov✔@Rozanov81Official
    Yes I can, who said I can’t tf

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    “See if you can pull out exactly nine inches,” Harris had said, nodding to the tape measure in his hand.

    Shane was the last one to give it a shot. He hummed and knitted his eyebrows together in concentration. His first instinctual pull had reeled out just over 8 ¼", but he corrected himself after a moment. When he was satisfied, he nodded, let go, and dropped his hands back to his sides. He walked away without a word.

    The video dramatically zoomed in on Shane’s pull, which showed just under 9 ¹⁄₁₆", then twisted and cut abruptly to an edited photo of Shane with antennae and a bright green face, while the X-Files theme played in the background.

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    the Cens try the tiktok tape measure trend. now with 100% more tape measures!

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    "You ARE a pervert."

    "Yes, but I am Shane's pervert. Is different."

    "That's not the defense you think it is."

    "And when we—" Ilya stopped himself, grinned. "Is probably too much information, yes?"

    "WAY too much information."

    Ilya delivers a TED Talk titled "Shane Hollander 101" and Hayden is the unwilling audience.

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    Two years of playing together, and it still hit him every time. The casualness of it. My husband. Said out loud, in public. After years of hiding—stolen moments in hotel rooms, careful distance in public, the constant exhausting performance of just teammates, just rivals, nothing to see here—now Ilya could say it like it was nothing. Like it was easy, like it was the most natural thing in the world.

    Because it was. Finally.

    In which Ilya Hollander-Rozanov cannot shut up about his husband. (Subtitled: No one asked, Ilya. Ilya. No one asked.)

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