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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Ed Teach is tired. Tired of drag racing. Tired of hanging out at Jackie'z Dance Hall with her motorcycle gang, the Inked Ladies. Tired of playing a role, pretending to be someone she isn't.

    Until she meets Stede Bonnet, the new lighthouse keeper...

    This is a 1950's lesbian Gentlebeard motorcycle gang/lighthouse AU collaboration for the OFMD Reverse Bang 2026 by Roberta Seaport (art) and PilotPirate (words).

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    24 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Ed Teach is an ex-musician, ex-hellraiser, and general bad girl. At least she would be, if she could be bothered. To be honest, she's more interested in running the local greengrocer, visiting beautiful nature spots with her biker friends, and looking after dribbling boxer dogs.

    That's until Stede Bonnet (not a weird name) enters her store...

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    24 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Edward Teach’s life is finally making sense. He’s found the perfect boyfriend in Stede, and he’s working out how to ask him to move in. On a day out with Stede and his kids, they find (or perhaps more accurately, are found by) a dog. Hairy, dirty, and seemingly abandoned. What’s worse is that Stede and the kids seem to be instantly smitten with her! What will Ed do?! Well, of course he’ll do anything for Stede (but he doesn’t have to like it).

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    23 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Edward Teach’s life is finally making sense. He’s found the perfect boyfriend in Stede, and he’s working out how to ask him to move in. On a day out with Stede and his kids, they find (or perhaps more accurately, are found by) a dog. Hairy, dirty, and seemingly abandoned. What’s worse is that Stede and the kids seem to be instantly smitten with her! What will Ed do?! Well, of course he’ll do anything for Stede (but he doesn’t have to like it).

    Podfic of An Act of Grace by cuppaktea, kellykat53.

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    23 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    “Stede,” Ed said slowly, and even to his own ears he sounded a bit faint, “why do you have a llama in the living room?”
    Stede closed the front door behind him with a sigh. “Actually, Jeff’s an alpaca.”
    Felt like that was sort of missing the point here, but sure. Ed would play ball. “Okay. Stede, why do you have an alpaca in your living room?”

    **
    Other guys have their mid-life crisis, they buy an irresponsible sports car. But Edward Teach—formerly one of the greatest Formula 1 Drivers of all time, now Just Some Guy—already has a sports car. Actually, he has six.

    Ergo: Ed buys an irresponsible hobby farm instead. Weirdly, this does not fill the hole in his heart.

    But his highly neurotic rescue dog and hot new vet boyfriend might...

    If Stede would fucking call him back.

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    22 Jul 2026