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Stede who wants to open a pirate themed seafood restaurant with me by kellykat53
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jul 2026
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Ed overindulges at Spanish Jackie’z to forget about his ex, Jack. Unfortunately, he has also forgotten all about the plans he made to open a restaurant with some guy named Stede.
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30 Jul 2026
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Into the Heart of the Forest by GelatinousStand, LyraTalise
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Jul 2026
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Stede's father spent the last twenty years of his life isolated in a (potentially haunted) house, refusing to see his family. When he dies, Stede feels responsible for finding answers to the mystery of what spurred his father's strange behavior, hoping that time spent in the house will reveal those secrets. Only, what if it's not the house that's haunted, but rather the wood behind it?
Words by Lyra Talise || Art by Juniper (GelatinousStand)
Posted for the OFMD Reverse Big Bang 2026
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- English
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- 50,559
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 1
- Comments:
- 546
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- 102
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- 26
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- 1,647
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30 Jul 2026
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I didn't even know there was murder happening by makingoceansounds, with art from (cheesecake3)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jul 2026
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Melbourne, 1926. There has been a murder (it’s alright, he was a dick) and with the police out of their depths (sorry Pete), there is only one man can solve this case, The Honourable Lucius Spriggs. If he ever stops flirting with a certain Detective Inspector that is. Murder, mystery and love?
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- English
- Words:
- 23,516
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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- 14
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- 220
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27 Jul 2026
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Stede Bonnet had no idea what he was doing. Never did, really. Life was just a series of missteps that he stumbled from one to another and just tried not to fall.
But a certain legendary pirate came into his life, and he found himself falling anyway.
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Blackbeard had no idea what he was doing. He used to, but not anymore. Life was just a series of predictable tedium that threatened to drive him out of his mind.
But a certain wannabe pirate came into his life, and he found himself anything but bored.
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- English
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- 129/129
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27 Jul 2026
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The Inked Lady and the Lighthouse Keeper by PilotPirate, Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Jul 2026
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Ed Teach is tired. Tired of drag racing. Tired of hanging out at Jackie'z Dance Hall with her motorcycle gang, the Inked Ladies. Tired of playing a role, pretending to be someone she isn't.
Until she meets Stede Bonnet, the new lighthouse keeper...
This is a 1950's lesbian Gentlebeard motorcycle gang/lighthouse AU collaboration for the OFMD Reverse Bang 2026 by Roberta Seaport (art) and PilotPirate (words).
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- English
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- 31,957
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
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- 66
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- 32
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- 417
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24 Jul 2026
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Ed Teach is an ex-musician, ex-hellraiser, and general bad girl. At least she would be, if she could be bothered. To be honest, she's more interested in running the local greengrocer, visiting beautiful nature spots with her biker friends, and looking after dribbling boxer dogs.
That's until Stede Bonnet (not a weird name) enters her store...
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24 Jul 2026
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Edward Teach’s life is finally making sense. He’s found the perfect boyfriend in Stede, and he’s working out how to ask him to move in. On a day out with Stede and his kids, they find (or perhaps more accurately, are found by) a dog. Hairy, dirty, and seemingly abandoned. What’s worse is that Stede and the kids seem to be instantly smitten with her! What will Ed do?! Well, of course he’ll do anything for Stede (but he doesn’t have to like it).
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 6/6
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23 Jul 2026
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[Podfic] "An Act of Grace" by cuppaktea, kellykat53 by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Jul 2026
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Edward Teach’s life is finally making sense. He’s found the perfect boyfriend in Stede, and he’s working out how to ask him to move in. On a day out with Stede and his kids, they find (or perhaps more accurately, are found by) a dog. Hairy, dirty, and seemingly abandoned. What’s worse is that Stede and the kids seem to be instantly smitten with her! What will Ed do?! Well, of course he’ll do anything for Stede (but he doesn’t have to like it).
Podfic of An Act of Grace by cuppaktea, kellykat53.
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23 Jul 2026
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The Fast & the Fluffiest, Or: UNLIKELY ANIMAL FRIENDS RETIRED RACING DOG AND ALPACA LOVE EACH OTHER REAL NOT CLICKBAIT by bizarrelittlemew, serpent_and_dahlia
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Jul 2026
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“Stede,” Ed said slowly, and even to his own ears he sounded a bit faint, “why do you have a llama in the living room?”
Stede closed the front door behind him with a sigh. “Actually, Jeff’s an alpaca.”
Felt like that was sort of missing the point here, but sure. Ed would play ball. “Okay. Stede, why do you have an alpaca in your living room?”**
Other guys have their mid-life crisis, they buy an irresponsible sports car. But Edward Teach—formerly one of the greatest Formula 1 Drivers of all time, now Just Some Guy—already has a sports car. Actually, he has six.Ergo: Ed buys an irresponsible hobby farm instead. Weirdly, this does not fill the hole in his heart.
But his highly neurotic rescue dog and hot new vet boyfriend might...
If Stede would fucking call him back.
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- English
- Words:
- 35,909
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 349
- Kudos:
- 160
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- 2,182
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22 Jul 2026
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Biggest slut at the public library by petrichorca for shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, ferventrabbit, veeagainst, the_widow_olivia
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 Jul 2026
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Stede rocks up in his gym fit to a coffee shop, not remembering what he’s wearing. A handsome barista likes his shirt.
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18 Jul 2026
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Yoga Socks Skyfic by Jenn Overboard (self_indulgennt) by Kninjaknitter for self_induljennt
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Jul 2026
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A sweet skyfic Jenn posted last night.stede notices that Ed wears socks during yoga, they seem to carry meaning. His habits change. When will Stede figure this out?
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18 Jul 2026
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Looking For Sasquatch In All The Right Places by CuFeilidh, Stedephile
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Jul 2026
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Ed is in a slump. He hasn’t felt any inspiration for ages, years … Yes, he can still make art. Of course he can, he's fucking Blackbeard! But there's no soul in it. No drama, no fucking life ... He decides the best idea to relax and get his mojo back is going on a long hike. And it would have been a good idea, too, if he wasn't suddenly lost in the woods with an empty water bottle and aching feet. Nevermind that the area is apparently Sasquatch territory. Because Sasquatch isn't real!
What is real, though, is the rain, the bugs and the river Ed falls into. And the blond Sasquatch-hunting angel who pulls him out of it ...- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 147
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12 Jul 2026
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podfic of "Mariko Aoki" by thereluctantrose by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Apr 2024
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A weird fucking thing happens to Ed every time he stops into the new bookstore on his way to work and he kinda wishes it would stop, cause it's REALLY putting a damper on his efforts to flirt with the handsome, eccentric owner.
Podfic run time is one hour eighteen minutes including an out takes file where I repeatedly lost my marbles because I love a good poop joke, apparently!
outtakes here- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 15
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03 Jul 2026
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[Podfic] A Bit of a Fixer-Upper by ClaireGregory, GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jun 2026
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A distant Bonnet relative inherits a run down inn on a small island. There may be ghosts...
- Language:
- English
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- 26
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2
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- 13
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01 Jul 2026
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It’s the village’s 308th annual cheese roll and fair and the rules are simple: catch the cheese to win Blackbeard’s heart.
Village newbie Stede has been rapidly falling in love with Ed, the local cheesemonger of Blackbeard’s Cheeses and Nibbles and other Delicacies and Delights (and Wines), for weeks now. There is only one problem, he needs to win the race down an extremely steep hill in order to win Ed’s heart before he breaks his own (and possibly some bones in the process).
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Inspired by Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake and featuring cheese puns, cheese chasing, cheese jokes, cheese eating, cheese loving and more cheese.
For Day 10 "Cheesemonger" prompt of Our Flag Means Death AUgust 2025
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 18
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- 92
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- 4
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- 398
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30 Jun 2026
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Podfic of "Were-Ever You Go, There You Are" by Butter_Ball, petrichorca, veeagainst by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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Ed wonders why his new neighbor Stede keeps walking his dog at 3am. He gets kind of Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo about it but, like, more romantic.
Created for were-animal day for OFMD AUgust 2025.
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Just a sweet little meet cute as a birthday gift to myself. Shout out to all the random businesses that send me birthday wishes each year. It’s very weird, and I decided to make a fic about it. Written today, unbeta’d.
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17 Jun 2026
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Lucius has a bizarre encounter at the airport while waiting for a delayed flight including a truly insane amount of cheese in a rucksack, a bottle of wine, a Shiba Inu assistance dog and a fellow passenger wearing a fox onesie.
He obviously has to tell his blog followers all about it.
There might even be a love story involved.....
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17 Jun 2026
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Documentary makers Izzy Hands and Ed ‘Blackbeard’ Teach head to Scotland to investigate the latest sighting of the Loch Ness Monster, and both get a little more than they bargained for.
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- English
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- 3,486
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 3
- Kudos:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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- 130
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17 Jun 2026
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The One Where Parrots Bring Them Together by Blackdelphinium
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Jan 2025
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30-something Stede Bonnet and his wife Mary gave up on the pretense of trying to have kids about 3 seconds after his dad carked it. So now he's getting a Hyacinth Macaw from Button's Best Birdery, just like he's always wanted.
Mary is not a fan.
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13 Jun 2026