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Podfic of "Somewhere You Feel Free" by BonnetPetit by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Jan 2026
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Stede has finally hit his breaking point, and he's trying to take back control of his own life. He's going to start by taking on the challenge of hiking The Revenge Way, despite being a complete novice.
Ed is struggling with a creative block before a huge exhibition of his artwork. He needs to get out of the torture box that is his studio, and despite not really being a 'nature' guy, he's hoping a long hike through it might help to inspire him. It's the off season, which almost guarantees a peaceful, meditative experience where he has the whole trail to himself.
Almost.
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Podfic of "All’s Fair in Love and Food Trucks" by 515253545 by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Jan 2026
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“This is my approved spot, I can’t move!” Stede feels his face heat up. He takes a breath. “There must be some diplomatic approach to resolve this situation.”
“I don’t know, man,” Ed says, casual as anything. “You can’t budge, I’m not gonna budge. Think we’re at a standoff.” Ed leans back into his truck with a smile, arms crossed over a chest Stede very adamantly refuses to acknowledge. “If you ever get tired of the diplomatic approach though, I’m game to fuck about it.”
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This Too Shall Pass by fake_geek_boy for ghostalservice
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Jan 2026
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Things are actually pretty quiet today, which would normally be a blessing, but in this particular instance it’s giving him far more opportunities to casually drift past the blond’s room and check on the situation. Just out of professional curiosity, of course.
However, that means that he’s actually in earshot to hear the cop say, with all the smug gloating of a villain in an action movie, “...thought you were so clever, didn’t you, Bonnet? Thought you were one step ahead of us. And now here you are, with nowhere to go. Real pain in the ass, isn’t it?”
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Stede is just going through the motions in his life, his marriage to Mary, suffering through board meetings at Bonnet Enterprises. When Mary suggests he pick up a hobby, he decides to volunteer at the local public library on Saturdays, running a literary classics (mostly 19th century) book club. Then one Saturday, a man in leather comes in looking for a book about how to grow cactuses and makes Stede feel all sorts of things that are baffling to him. His name is Ed, and he's a famous video game streamer on Twitch. Ed comes back, and back again, until they become real friends, inching ever closer to something more and helping each other grow in unexpected ways both separately and together.
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Singapore, 1914.
Starting a new life in the Colony, royal engineer Stede Bonnet found himself involved with eccentric businessman Edward Teach and no-nonsense physician Israel Hands. But trouble was brewing on the island.
It might involve the supernatural.
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Life Begins Again by dimplyowl, That_Mothra
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
02 Jan 2026
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Deep in the bowels of District 13, Edward Teach grapples with the current reality he's in. He was rescued from the third Quarter Quell, revolutionary war has broken out across the country after his actions in the arena, Stede has been taken by the Capitol, and Ed has been chosen to be the revolution's "Kraken". If it means getting Stede back, he'll do anything.
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- Part 3 of Hunger Games AU
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After the events of Rolling in the Deep, Ed, Stede and Izzy try to find a balance in their relationship. Stede and Izzy still don't agree on everything, but as long as Edward is happy, that's all that matters.
And Edward is happy. He's got the men he loves, and Blackbeard's reputation to keep them all safe. Never mind the nightmares he's been having, of a monster lurking beneath the waves. Never mind the days when he feels like he can't take the pressure anymore. And never mind the voice in the back of his head, telling him that the people he loves might be better off without him.
Tie it all to the anchor. Let it sink into the dark.
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- Part 2 of The Depths
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When his bosses goad him, Stede needs a fake boyfriend to attend his company's annual holiday party from hell, so he asks a friend to help.
It's just his luck that once Stede gets to the party with his pretend date on his arm, he meets the world's most beautiful man.
And that's before hell breaks loose.
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Ed and Stede hide a body.
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- Part 2 of Slippery When Wet
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Ed took advantage of the all-too-brief period of solitude to lean against his office wall and close his eyes. Visions danced in his head, not of sugarplums, but of soft golden curls, a dazzling dimpled smile, and those amazing legs.
“Oh, no,” he groaned quietly. “That is so inconvenient.”
You can’t get a crush on an employee. You can’t. It’s number one on the list of Things Thou Shalt Not Do When Thou Becomest a Politician.
His head wasn’t getting the memo, and neither was his heart. Too bad. They’d just have to lump it.
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This is for the "For Love, Actually" event of Christmas, 2025. I OFMD-ified the "Prime Minister/Natalie" subplot from Love, Actually by setting it in the fictional country of Concordia, and the main cast of characters is as follows:
Prime Minister ("David" in the movie): Ed
His Assistant ("Natalie"): Stede
His Chauffeur/Bodyguard ("Terry/Gavin"): Izzy
His Personal Secretary ("Annie"): the Badminton twins
American President: Jack RackhamEnjoy!
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Stede Bonnet is a Case Manager for the Supernatural Children's Services Bureau, charged with ensuring the supernatural children in homes overseen by SCSB are taught to control and limit their use of magical powers. He leads a dreary and gray life of a droning bureaucracy until one day, he is tasked with an intensive month-long visit to the island home overseen by the mysterious and enigmatic Edward Teach.
As Stede is pulled out of the rigid comfort of coloring inside the lines, unlearning all the ways he had learned to hide himself, he forms bonds with both the children and their guardian.
But when push comes to shove, will Stede follow his heart, or stay on the road well-traveled?
A House in the Cerulean Sea Gentlebeard AU
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Podfic of "There’s a Bluebird in my Heart" by evensneakierfox, veeagainst by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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Stede Bonnet escapes from a world where he’s never felt he fit in into a world where everyone has an animal companion, a daemon - everyone but him, of course, because he wasn't born here. He hears about the dread pirate Blackbeard and his kraken daemon, cursed to live at sea forever, and is fascinated by the legend.
Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard, hears about the Gentleman Pirate, who doesn’t have a daemon, and sees an opportunity to escape the life that traps him.
What will happen when the two meet?
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There’s a Bluebird in my Heart by evensneakierfox, veeagainst
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Dec 2025
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Stede Bonnet escapes from a world where he’s never felt he fit in into a world where everyone has an animal companion, a daemon - everyone but him, of course, because he wasn't born here. He hears about the dread pirate Blackbeard and his kraken daemon, cursed to live at sea forever, and is fascinated by the legend.
Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard, hears about the Gentleman Pirate, who doesn’t have a daemon, and sees an opportunity to escape the life that traps him.
What will happen when the two meet?
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Our Blades Mean Glory by Temptress_of_Dalliances
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Blades of Glory (2007)
01 Dec 2025
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Enemies to Lovers. Rivals to Partners.
Stede “The Gentleman Skater” Bonnet has always been figure skating’s golden boy, elegant, refined, and unshakably proper.
Edward “Blackbeard” Teach the bad boy of figure skating, sex on the ice. Brash, leather-clad, and one pyrotechnic away from arson charges.
When a brawl between them at the World Championships ends with an international broadcast meltdown and a beloved mascot accidentally set on fire, both men are banned from competition and disgraced in the eyes of the skating world.
3 and a half years later redemption comes knocking in the most humiliating way possible, two men skating in pair's skating. Two fallen singles stars forced to share one rink, one dream, and very little personal space.
What begins as spite turns into undeniable chemistry as they train, fight, and fall, sometimes literally, toward the impossible. They have to face the Von Rackhams who won't let them compete in pairs figure skating so easily.
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When Stede Bonnet ventures back to his hometown of Wellfleet, Massachusetts, he's expecting to have to deal with his father, his soon-to-be-ex-wife, and the twin bullies from his childhood.
He's not expecting the shark.
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A crew conducts a daring raid on the ship of the Mad Wizard Low, rescuing a man who's lost his memories. As Stede adjusts to his new life onboard a pirate ship, fleeing from the wrath of the wizard and trying to avoid the navy of the Immortal King, he tries to piece together what happened to him.
How long was he locked away? What did Mad Low want with him? And is he really just an average human mortal man?
Haunted by a recurring dream of a beautiful man in a raven mask and the burning conviction someone he loves very much is out there, Stede searches for answers, and begins to suspect he may have had a role in a failed magical ritual that plunged the world into chaos and flooding—held only at bay by the mysterious Blackbeard.
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It’s 1967 and eighteen-year-old, college freshman Stede Bonnet wants to get away from his mob boss father and live his life on his terms. But when he meets his father’s new man, Edward Teach, tasked with ensuring Stede makes a good love match with the right person, he can’t help but find himself falling into a dangerous entanglement that could prove deadly.
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It’s 1960, and a twenty-six year old trust fund Stede Bonnet falls in love with artist Ed Teach aboard the luxurious, ill-fated SS. Titanic. Then it’s 1991, and the survivors tell their story to a documentary crew eager to make their mark on the film industry. Who is left to pick up the pieces of their emerging romance?
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Across miles of dust, snow, and river silt, Ed and Stede are chasing more than gold... they’re chasing each other. What starts as a shared dream on the trail turns into a story of heartbreak, forgiveness, and a love strong enough to outlast the frontier itself.
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Paleoanthropologist, Lucius Spriggs, has been on an archeological dig in Vancouver Island for the past three years, with nothing to show for it. Now, at the end of the dig, he's ready to finally be done and move onto the next project. But when his co-lead for the project, Jim, tells him about a major find, his entire attitude about the dig changes. And human history itself is forever changed.
Meanwhile, in 45,000 BCE, a lone sailor washed up half dead on the shore of a random island, further north than he ever meant to go, and met the love of his life.