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    “This hot tub has not been well maintained,” Rozanov complained as they stood on the deck, staring at the built-in hot tub, big enough to fit 8 people. 

    “So, you can replace it,” Shane replied patiently.

    “I will be too busy to replace the hot tub. Then I will have a long day, and I will decide to have a soak in my rancid hot tub, and then I will catch diphtheria and die.” Rozanov looked at Shane, accusatory. “You want me to die?”

    Shane looked down. The hot tub looked no more or less rancid than any other hot tub. “I don’t think you can get diphtheria from a dirty hot tub.”

    “You are doctor now?” Rozanov asked, and Shane stayed silent. 

    Shane Hollander is a realtor who works with the Ottawa Centaurs to find properties for new players.

    Ilya Rozanov needs a home.

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    06 Sep 2026

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    After Shane's college relationship ends in heartbreak, he patches up his wounds by marrying a wealthy older man, and he's so sure his life is perfect. That is, until his ex re-enters the picture, and he wonders if maybe he got it all wrong.

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    04 Sep 2026

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    In which the author info-dumps miscellaneous facts about Canada!

    If you don't know much about Canada and would like your Canadian characters, language, and settings to be more plausible / accurate / realistic, this meta is for you.

    If you don't care, that is also totally cool and I will still enjoy your fics :)

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    04 Sep 2026

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    He could not stop thinking about it. Getting out of bed, good morning, Shane Hollander sucks cock. Driving to work, Shane Hollander sucks cock. Running on the treadmill, Shane Hollander sucks cock. Grabbing drinks with friends, Shane Hollander sucks cock. Jerking off, oh God, oh fuck, Shane Hollander sucks cock.

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    Ilya Rozanov is Boston’s team dentist. Shane Hollander loses a tooth.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    rpfactorfiction

    Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.


    So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.

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    27 Jul 2026