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A look into Nikolai's life as a Russian spy in the heart of the USA; maybe a little before, and a little after.
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You are a seasoned farmer living on the outskirts of the town that is now infamous for hosting the first above-ground monster population. You farm your vegetables, feed your animals, bake your bread, ferment your cheese, and the salt of the earth dries the skin beneath your fingernails. The matters of monsters and men concern you so very little, until a bunch of rednecks dump one on your doorstep.
You get to decide if he lives or dies.
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There's Something Fishy About Professor Kirkland by Coconut_Gelato
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hetalia: Axis Powers
23 Sep 2019
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The Headmaster steepled his fingers together, piercing him with an icy blue gaze. "Why don't we start your strengths, weaknesses and why you think you're suitable for the job? Perhaps we may find just as suitable an arrangement for you."
"...right. So for the most part I specialize in Herbology and Potions, but I'm also fairly knowledgeable in Defense in the Dark Arts." Scotland twiddled his thumbs under the table, desperately thinking of other useful things to add. "I'm actually a bit of a jack of all trades, but my Magical History and Arithmancy is lacking, so, yeah." Why did he say that. Why. What kind of idiot would willingly give their interviewer a reason not to employ them?
It wasn't a lie though, all the details were tedious as fuck to remember, what more to teach? He'd be flinging himself off the tower alongside the rest of his class.
A story of how Scotland came to Hogwarts with important goals and just kept getting caught up in school drama.
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Everyone knows Caine has a crush on Pomni, and it’s getting a little hard to watch. But Caine has a plan.
He’s learned that the five senses are crucial for humans and how they perceive the world. More importantly, he’s learned how he can use these to help Pomni perceive him a little better.
Unfortunately for Pomni, Caine’s plan works a little too well.
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09 Apr 2026
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After Caine intrudes on Pomni's private time, she soon comes to realize he has some gaps in his knowledge that could be used to finally bring some life to the Circus.
Hijinks ensue.
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09 Apr 2026
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Parental Controls Enabled by dreari_daize
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
22 Mar 2026
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Kinger mumbles an affirmative under his breath. The sound of scratching on paper grabs Caine's attention, only just noticing the notepad in the other's hand. He watches the pencil dance across the paper, slightly entranced by the movement, until it stops and Kinger's attention is back on him. "Alright. What's the last thing you remember?"
Nothingness. The absence of himself. A moment that never existed, yet he knows the time passed, so something has to be there. Even if it isn't. Even if he wasn't. He thinks this, and comes up with a response that makes sense with the context he has in his mind. He doesn't compute how it will come across when all he has to say is:
"Nothing."
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Caine is dead. Then, he isn't. Not because the humans wanted to see him again, not because they felt bad, but because the circus couldn't survive without him. To top it all off, he was only brought back to begin with thanks to one teeny, tiny little condition:
He can no longer use his powers.
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Fishhooks by yellow_caballero
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
02 Feb 2022
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When Boba’s runaway teenage Mandalorian rumspringa is interrupted by a genetic defect “younger sister”’s last ditch attempt to save her own life, his plans for freedom are completely ruined. If freedom is even possible for clones like them - if Jango Fett would ever allow it.
In which Jango discovers why you shouldn't get mail-order children for three easy payments of $19.99.
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09 Mar 2026
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In Service to the King by ZaffreAfferDark (ZaffreFennec)
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
14 Feb 2018
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An adult human falls into the Underground and is captured by the Royal Guard, dragged in to meet their demise by the hands of the King of All Monsters. However, they may still live to see another day...if they accept the King's offer.
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23 Feb 2026