Dancing_Burnt_Toast
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If the Spirit Moves You, Let Me Grove You by Dancing_Burnt_Toast
Fandoms: Biosphere (2022)
10 Mar 2026
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Billy thought it was a good idea to make this suggestion moments after Ray had taken a sip of his coffee. “Maybe you just have to fuck me deeper?”
Ray coughed. “What?”
“Like if we get your swimmers…” Billy made the universal two-handed gesture for coitus. “…Closer to where they need to go?”
“Your cervix?” Ray clarified.
“Yeah.” Billy blinked. “That.”
"I only have so much penis, Billy." They both laughed, but Ray kept thinking about it.
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This isn't fucking normal, but nothing will ever be normal again.
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Stede’s expression softened. “It’s just- I wouldn’t have thought that was something you would have ever…” he pursed his lips together, trying to find the right words. “Considered?”
“Wasn’t sure if I even could, to be honest,” Ed was pushing forty, and this would have been a stretch even if he hadn’t lived so rough. He pressed a hand to his right hip, feeling the snarled raised skin. He supposed he really had missed the important bits.
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Just because you start a new adventure doesn't mean you leave your past behind. -
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“I couldn’t very well let you drown, Ed,” Stede insisted.
Ed grumbled with frustration. He tried to make more space between Stede and himself on the sandy beach but stopped when his brace-less knee buckled. “Your crew comes to pick you up, you go back to your bloody ship, and I go back to mine.”
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Stede was face to face with a man, with the first person he’d ever fallen in love with, who he’d undoubtedly wronged and who now absolutely hated his guts. -
Lazarus, or Apologizing to a Dead Man by Dancing_Burnt_Toast
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 May 2022
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“Hi, Ed,” Stede Bonnet was facing him, the reflection of the flames dancing in his eyes.
“You’re supposed to be dead,” Blackbeard muttered through grit teeth, eyes wide. His heart twinged with something that was either rage or relief.
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Edward Teach was not expecting to see Stede Bonnet again, especially not after being plucked out of the sea and bleeding half to death. Ed isn't eager to accept his apology, but Stede is nothing if not persistent.
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Weird, ugly fauna by Abacura, The_panophobic
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
26 Apr 2026
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He was dark brown, with leathery wings a shade darker than his fuzzy body and a flattened snout. His back legs had more of the leathery flight skin stretched between them, capped by two small feet, toes uselessly gripping at the air.
Oh, and there were the tiny dark eyes, which he was using to give me a truly impressive glare for such a small face.
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Murderbot needs to rescue its least-favorite human. Things don't go quite as expected.
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- Part 1 of Vampire Gurathin AU
Bookmarked by Dancing_Burnt_Toast
30 Apr 2026
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MurderMollusk TV by ESE (SecurityUnit), SecurityUnit02 for Silvia_Phenora, parthagenon, Blueberry_OwO
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV)
30 Apr 2026
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Alternate Universe where all the characters are snails
Bookmarked by Dancing_Burnt_Toast
18 Apr 2026
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Starry-Eyed Creature by SleepyBonesInc
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
18 Feb 2026
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Murderbot experiences the woes of loving a little fluffy creature (and the blessings).
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- Part 2 of My Life In Your Hands (And Paws)
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19 Feb 2026
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Anything that fell out of the purview of Billy’s limited worldview was not an idea he would suffer being posited.
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11 Dec 2025
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It was autumn when the baby came. A Thursday in October, late morning. They named her Zora.
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08 Dec 2025