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Domination Conflagration by Definitively_Different_Drivel, sugareey
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 May 2026
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Stiles' first thought was oh fuck.
Stiles' second thought was, why the hell is that rabbit glaring at me?
FUCK was his third thought as the rabbit lunged.
In which Derek startles Stiles awake in the middle of the dream, resulting in Stiles' spark turning them into a rabbit and a cat respectively.
Complicated questions of dominance follow, along with a resolution to said questions (and of course, smut!).
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Screaming fabric stretched across Derek's skin. Damn though, those were pecs of truth, pinched and perky and perfectly poised beneath altogether too thin fabric. He'd need to take it up with Shakira, because yeah her hips didn't lie but clearly they weren't bastions of veracity like Derek's chest, and— shit.
Derek's eyebrows grew stormier, like a pair of little thunderclouds, ready to rain on Stiles' tight-shirt parade, only without water, because life wasn't fair, demonstrated by the fact that his thoughts were now occupied by visions of Derek's t-shirt, soaked, wet, and wrapped like latex as the sight of tan skin seeped through and—
Shit. What was he thinking about again?
"You remember what happened last time you got me into a shirt this tight, don't you?"
In which Stiles shrinks Derek's clothes and gets caught. Derek gets some very creative revenge.
It ends, of course, in smut.
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(If Your Body Matches) What Your Eyes Can Do by Definitively_Different_Drivel for ahhhnorealnamesallowed
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
20 Mar 2026
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Stiles licked his lips in anticipation. Derek's eyes tracked the movement for just a moment then he cursed; the car swerved. Stiles gripped the sumptuous interior while the car righted itself beneath Derek's capable hands.
The vehicle screeched to a halt in front of a tall, forbidding bit of architecture but Stiles didn't care. He was too distracted by the hand palming his crotch, by the face filling his field of view, by the lips pressing in against his, raging, ravenous.
Just unabashedly horny sex as a followup to my Paralyzer ficlet, (I Seem To Be) Struck By You. You'll probably wanna read that one first.
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Have You Tried Not Being An Asshole? by Definitively_Different_Drivel
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Mar 2026
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"Hello, this is Stiles with Open Door installer support, who am I speaking with and how can I help you?" he rattled off, lightning-fast. Fast or not, it still counted as asking for their name for QA purposes.
"Derek." He rattled off customer information, then gave the most non-answer ever. "Door's not working."
Stiles paused, pondering. Sounds like Peter found some poor schmucks to act as employees again. He wondered how long the new batch would last. Stiles braced himself for newbitude. Derek was gonna learn some fuckin things.
"What have you tried so far?"
In which Stiles is an access control tech support rep, Derek is an on-site tech dealing with nightmare installs, and Peter is a condescending dick.
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Stiles still seemed confused. "I don't get why you look so upset. I thought you'd be happy."
"Happy." Derek bit out.
"Yeah. You can stick around again. No more smelling shitty pinning Stiles. No more pack meetings where I make everything awkward. No more, you know, clumsy asinine attempts at flirting and friendship. No more dancing around the elephant in the room. The elephant has officially been put down. Dead and buried. No more elephants."
Derek swallowed hard. "What if I told you I didn't actually dislike that elephant?"
"I wouldn't believe you. Look, I get it if this hurts your ego, but you gotta get over yourself. Look on the sunny side of life, you know?"
In which an accidental blood offering to the fae results in a boon that removes all those pesky emotions regarding Derek. The boon is permanent unless removed before Stiles falls in love again. With a strange suitor sucking up Stiles' attention, will Derek solve the puzzle in time, or will Stiles fall in love and forever be incapable of feeling when Derek is on his mind?
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Summer has come and Scott's off with Allison, so Stiles gets all the Derek time he can handle!
The only problem? It's platonic. (Or so he thinks.)
Fuuuuuck.
Prompt: Bad Romance
In which Stiles is pining for something more than just hanging out with the object of his affections and maybe, just maybe, he'll get what he wanted after all.
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The whole 'Derek needs rescuing' thing is getting way out of hand. Derek comes a little too close to getting himself killed, prompting an argument, leading to a revelation that might change their friendship irrevocably.
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Lost parcels & lattes by Definitively_Different_Drivel for ProLuna
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Dec 2025
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In which Stiles is having a frustrating Christmas Eve only to find that the dashing coffee shop werewolf holds the answer to his problems in more ways than one!
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Smut prompt 32: "If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god-" by Definitively_Different_Drivel
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Dec 2025
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A ficlet in which Derek gets unceremoniously awakened and Stiles gets an unexpected answer to a burning question that couldn't wait till later in the morning.
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- Part 1 of Drivel's Sterek Tumblr prompts
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Prompts: 2. “I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.” 39. “You taste like fucking candy.” by Definitively_Different_Drivel
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Dec 2025
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In which Stiles is unabashedly horny in the face of post-skinny-dipping Derek. It doesn't end the way he expects.
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- Part 3 of Drivel's Sterek Tumblr prompts
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Smut prompt 41: “You make a sound and its game over.” by Definitively_Different_Drivel
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Dec 2025
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In which Derek and Stiles get into a sticky situation in a closet.
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- Part 2 of Drivel's Sterek Tumblr prompts
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Just Stiles feeling awkward and lonely in a club while fantasizing about the hot stranger that keeps watching him every time he looks away.
Based on the song"Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven with a happier ending.
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- Part 1 of Struck by you - what your eyes can do
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The sun shone down on Stiles as he lay on a bench in bright pink shorts and a rainbow tank top. Gaudy shades protected his eyes beneath an equally pink baseball hat. The weather was gorgeous, and his phone was loaded up with music. People passed in twos and threes as they walked the shallow trail that skirted the preserve. He checked his watch with a grin.
Show time.
In which the month of August is the perfect excuse to incite others to join Stiles in his mission which just so happens to involve bench vandalism.
Includes a fantastic podfic by Jetainia!
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Paralyzed by Pleasure by Definitively_Different_Drivel, Physalis
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
13 Jul 2025
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He took a moment to creep into the bathroom doorway. He couldn't go in; it wasn't part of 'the room' but the door was open, the light was on. Stiles couldn't resist taking a look at himself in the mirror.
His hair was shaggy, tousled but not too long, his form toned, hiding the hunger. His face had aged again, just a bit. When he moved his hands, his claws glistened in the artificial light. He should save his energy, but this little luxury, a simple look in the mirror, kept him going, reminded him that he was alive. He was still here, still fighting to live, clinging to hope that someday, he could rejoin the world outside. In time he had to fade once more, but the extra boost from the happy couple meant he could stay aware just a little longer between feedings.
He was still reveling in his feast a day later when a man barged in, stripped off a blood-soaked shirt and crashed, face first, onto the bed.
In which Stiles is half incubus, half sleep paralysis demon, trapped in a shoddy motel room when a certain werewolf visits his room. The astounding part is he keeps coming back.
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"This is a wild goose chase. Dryads aren't real."
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"I know you don't want to get your hopes up, but-"Stiles cleared his throat. Two pairs of eyes swiveled to fix their gaze on his naked woody form. "Rude much? Just because we're not indigenous to California doesn't mean we don't exist."
In which Scott & Derek search for a wood nymph to assist with unspecified fertility issues.
What they find is Stiles.
Written for Mint: It's not my OT3 or my preferred fetish, but I hope it's enough to make you smile. :D
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"I'm alright." He wasn't. Derek tensed. He corrected himself, "Or, I will be."
"You sure?"
Stiles nodded, leaning into the touch. It occurred to him, in a vague sort of way, that he should be freaking out, but everything just felt so fucking right. He sat there, curled against Derek until he flicked back into his own reality.
It was the most natural thing in the world.
His eyes focused though tear-blurred lashes; he found himself staring at a photo album as his dad fretted.
"Stiles?"
His mouth was dry. "I think I need to see Deaton."
In which something with Stiles' magic goes awry and slides him into the lives of alternate versions of himself.
And, true to form, in his quest to ignore the problem until it goes away, he fails to notice the most important detail of all:
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Prompt from celestialvoid-fanfiction on Tumblr:
Imagine Stiles and Derek are talking all the way to the bathroom where Derek asks “Are you going to stay and watch me shower?” Stiles turns and leaves. Derek starts to undress when suddenly Stiles reappears with a chair and takes a seat. Derek looks confused and asks, “What are you doing?” Stiles, completely nonchalantly, replies “Watching.”Doesn't follow the prompt word for word but follows the premise. The gist of it is that Derek asks a rhetorical question and Stiles gives a literal answer. Also involves blatant misuse of a barstool, sass, banter, and general pettiness all the way through.
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Trading Ties by Definitively_Different_Drivel for whimsicalmeerkat
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Feb 2025
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"You're awake." Hazel eyes bore into him as he cursed his luck.
Stiles frowned, heaving his head up to rest against the back of the chair. He must be getting sloppy. "So," he eyed the man, took in the classic posture and subtle nostril flaring that lay beneath all that leather and gratuitous muscle. He cracked out a brittle laugh, playing the victim. "big bad wolf thought he could waltz in and steal the weakest link, eh?"
The man eyeing him scoffed. "Bullshit. You're the linchpin."
In which Laura and Derek return after Scott's pack is well established and they're stupid enough to kidnap Stiles as a test. Little do they realize that the guy they thought was the cowardly human strategist is actually a terrifying magical enigma.
He's also disturbingly horny, which may be the key to avoiding Derek's impending demise.
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Just a short melancholic ficlet showing the events that sparked the premise of Paw's Rewind.
NOTE: Read Paw's Rewind first!
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- Part 2 of Paw's Rewind
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Stiles and an unspecified assortment of packmates are staying in Hale-owned housing as part of an agreement for Scott's wedding in Hale territory.
Lucky for him, he gets shoved beside Derek, the surly reclusive oldest son of alpha Hale.
Unlucky for him, he makes the worst impression. Even worse, he doesn't remember it.
Will Stiles be able to worm his way into Derek's good graces or will his terrible first impression doom his efforts from the start?