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Bruce Wayne had a very specific, very dramatic plan: drop out of Cambridge, join a ninja cult and return to Gotham as a dark knight of justice. It was supposed to be the ultimate manifestation of his twenty-year-old angst, but a literal trip down the stairs sends him tumbling twenty years into the future instead.
Now, Bruce is trapped in a forty-something-year-old body, mourning an Alfred he technically just saw and receiving life advice from a passing ice cream vendor. He is finally ready to embrace the quiet life of a "rodent cosplayer" in a clean manor, only to realise that his future self was apparently very busy adopting an entire army of children who are now older than his actual soul.
Bruce was really worried about being a dad, but it turns out he is a natural. He spends his days cooking proper home-cooked meals and being incredibly supportive, and his children are responding by visiting him constantly and looking at him with such intense, watery-eyed devotion.
He must be absolutely nailing this fatherhood thing!
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Bookmarked by Doce_caramelo
18 Feb 2026
