Gifts for DrivingMeBonkas
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[Podfic] sort the whole thing out by contributor-sky (deepestbluesky), daisydiversions, flamingwell_collabs, KeriArentikaiOddpods (KeriArentikai), kisahawklin, sisi_rambles, the voice of the radish (I_D_Clare), the_abster (heart_in_paradise9393) for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
31 May 2026
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Hello, and welcome to USE YOUR WORDS: a queer advice column from your Stern Lesbian Auntie Wen Qing. Feel free to scroll through past answers or to submit your own questions... but be prepared! Auntie will tell it like it is.
Wen Qing's advice column is as lively as ever. This month on USE YOUR WORDS, there are some compelling updates from blog regular/favorite YILING LAOZU. Also new this month: some readers have written in about supporting queer family members and friends, while others are seeking advice about initiating or changing a relationship.
Podfic of sort the whole thing out by el_em_en_oh_pee.
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I know I’ll spoil it all… (But I love you) by MusicMe_tc for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Mar 2026
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The only answer he got was a quiet "Mn" before Lan Wangji's hands circled his waist and shifted Wei Wuxian until he was comfortably on top of him — with Wei Wuxian's head pressed to his chest, right over his heart. What did all this mean? Was this really just the effects of the alcohol, or was Lan Wangji being completely honest about everything?
What was he trying to convey with that gaze of his? What had he meant by "mine"? By "I want it"? What did he want?
"Does he want me?"
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In Which Lan Xichen Faces a Dilemma by AshurbanipalJones for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Mar 2026
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At Phoenix Mountain, Lan Xichen runs across a Situation.
Prompt: SFW LXC sees the tree kiss at Phoenix Mountain
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Just Keep Swimming by westiec for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
07 Mar 2026
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"Hi, welcome! Lan Zhan and A-Yuan, right? I'm Wei Ying, and I'll be your instructor for the next few weeks."
Lan Zhan had booked lessons for his increasingly mobile son to learn infant survival swimming. Lan Zhan had not been informed that the lessons would be taught by the hottest man he had ever seen, but Wei Ying's appearance was not relevant to their purpose here, only his five star rating, instructor's accreditation, and infant CPR certification.
A-Yuan was in good hands, but Lan Zhan's heart might be in trouble.
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Their wrists are bound. Their wrists are bound with the Lan ribbon.
Lan Qiren feels his heart stop.
Series
- Part 3 of wangxian against ice
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How to care for your Wei Ying by Miloca for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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Lan Wangji specializes in taking care of Wei Wuxian.
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No Mercy in the Cloud Recesses by LuckyLuna23 (AngryRedOctopus) for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
03 Feb 2026
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Since when did he take the safe route for anything? Might as well pretend to assault the second jade.
“Are you sure that you want this?” Lan Zhan rumbled.
Wei Ying had grinned, “Hah, you should have expected something like this to happen when you made me sleep here… oof.” With that his world flipped. -
Another Opinion by SisyphusClimbs for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
27 Mar 2023
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Ed and Al had some time to think things through as he recovered. Was the military the best option they had? They decide to get a third opinion and seek out Teacher to give them some thoughts.
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Boarding School by SisyphusClimbs for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
27 Mar 2023
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The teacher in Resembool knows these kids have a hell of a future ahead of them. Ed thinks they're doomed. In receipt of scholarships to one of the most exclusive schools in Amestris, Ed and Al are off on an adventure together.
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Son of Xerxes by SisyphusClimbs for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
18 Mar 2023
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Ed didn't expect to find any answers out in the desert. He especially didn't expect to find voices waiting for him out there in the ruins of Xerxes.
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Youswell Matters by SisyphusClimbs for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
11 Mar 2023
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Ed knew there wasn't a chance of the military letting the civilians hold onto a town like Youswell. There's only one thing for it. He's going to have to be the one in charge.
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The Alchemist of Dublith by SisyphusClimbs for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
08 Mar 2023
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Izumi made her mistake six times before she realised that she would die before she got it right. Thankfully, she turned up in time to stop Ed from making the same mistake a second time, but that doesn't bring back Al. Is she really the right person to start picking the pieces back up?
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Secret Texts by SisyphusClimbs for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
06 Mar 2023
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Ed isn't expecting to find copies of these books at Amestris Central Library.
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Rockbell Automail by SisyphusClimbs for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
04 Mar 2023
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Winry Rockbell is the personal mechanic of the Fullmetal Alchemist. It takes her a long time to realise what that means.
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The Hogwarts Library by SisyphusClimbs for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Mar 2023
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Edward Elric managed to stabilise Nina long enough to seek help. Albus Dumbledore can never turn away a child in need. Hermione Granger isn't sure how she feels about being assigned to some crazy stranger as his personal assistant for the week. Does the Hogwarts Library really hold the answers he needs?
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A Pale Blue Dot Beneath Us by SisyphusClimbs for DrivingMeBonkas
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
25 Dec 2022
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Alex Rider enjoyed his little trial run of a space adventure and becomes an astronaut after escaping MI6