EnemyofthrowpillowS
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整理了一下和朋友的口嗨。
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- Part 5 of 神秘木瓜男爱恨情仇
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欢迎来到landoscar情人节特供餐厅，我们今天提供番茄牛蛙和红酒烩蛙腿。
和emilie老师搞了情人节企划，另类爱情故事。
这里是12:00棒请仔细阅读tag
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- Part 4 of 神秘木瓜男爱恨情仇
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啊，对了，青蛙，我们在谈论青蛙。你知道他们的舌头和我们是反过来的吗？让我来展示给你，这是舌面，这是舌根，里面的是舌尖。很不可思议，对吧！他也这么觉得，兰多也这么觉得。
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- Part 1 of 神秘木瓜男爱恨情仇
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Lando发现自己被缠上了。他试图弄清楚发生了什么，最后把自己给搭了进去
双性朵*恶魔考
全文是我n刷鬼影实录的产物，实在太好看了，这辈子都离不开伪纪录片。格式和很多对话都存在致死量的借鉴和套用，最开始其实是想写一个片段，莫名其妙包了一盘饺子，虽然用料很柴，但是别打我，我会偷偷跑路。
总而言之大概就是兰多糯被老公童养媳养大之后狠狠调教了十天然后带回去继续操了吧……嗯对
其实是跨年贺文来的……
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- Part 3 of 神秘木瓜男爱恨情仇
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Enigma oscar *Alpha lando
rich oscar*student→ engineer lando被前男友分手的lando norris去酒吧买醉，阴错阳差地和oscar上了床。
warning：！！！非传统意义上的好结局！！！
作者XP非常非常乱，每章前会写明本章预警，如有不适，请及时退出。流水账，自我满足之作，我知道我写得很糟。对不起，我有拼写问题，如果可以请给我捉虫。对文中地名和专业知识的了解全部基于网络。欢迎在评论区留下xp，或者后续打炮内容的request😈
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- Part 2 of 神秘木瓜男爱恨情仇
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【将跟随2026赛季同步纪实】
朋友们，这是一个生怀流的情色故事。
我们的宇宙以一种奇妙的方式运行。它在约138亿年前产生了一个巨大傻逼爆炸，炸出了时间与空间后迅速反悔，于是热情逐渐冷却，这诞生了一大堆美丽的傻逼星系。黑洞，白洞，微波电子辐射，由于精妙巧合被不小心炸出来的宇宙性爱秋千，这所有东西以妙不可言的方式在真空当中围绕彼此旋转。电子原子分子们开始熟悉彼此，决定每周吃三次饭并拉着手看一次电影，在这浪漫的缠绵之中逐渐操在一起。它们操出无数平行宇宙，操出这个太阳系，操出我们的地球，操出了奥地利红牛饮料的小小伟哥蓝金属罐，操出了Oracle Red Bull Racing，最终在1997年操出了，准确地说是以Jos和Sophie的形态，一起激烈操出了我们的Max Verstappen.
而朋友们，我们现在生活在Max Verstappen会怀孕的这个平行宇宙当中。
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- Part 4 of 老天爷啊你下屌吧操死维斯塔潘吧
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18 Mar 2026
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Charles had been born into a family of Ferrari worshippers.
So when Charles was caught with a Red Bull keychain buried in his bag, it was treated like contraband.
He still remembered the way the metal keyring felt in his palm that night, cold and tiny but somehow alive — like a secret with teeth. It had Max Verstappen’s name on it. The number 33. The driver his family despised.
And Charles?
He was a little in love with him.
Not that anyone could know. Not in the Leclerc house.
So instead, Charles did the only thing he could: he wrote.Bookmarked by EnemyofthrowpillowS
09 Mar 2026
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Lando is a red bull fanatic and a pop princess who’s been sold to the enemy (mclaren, it’s orange, it’s tragic).
Oscar is the smug, pretty australian rookie who keeps beating his favourite driver and has the audacity to smirk about it.Lando is dramatic. (his brand is built on sassy comebacks, flirty lyrics, and 3am rants about max verstappen's legacy.)
Oscar is calm. (his brand is built on data, quiet confidence, and the newfound hobby of making lando norris blush so hard he short-circuits.)Their fans are losing it. The manager and team principal is concerned. Their vibe is 'mortal enemies' but it's giving 'sexual tension so thick you could race on it.'
But it’s fine, Lando is going to win this war. Or kiss him. Whichever comes first.
Popstar!Lando x F1rookie!Oscar
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- Part 2 of landoscar treats <3
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20 Feb 2026
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After five or six years of no contact, Lando and Oscar are unexpectedly reunited. One has become a rising Formula One star, while the other is still navigating life in his own chaotic, adventurous way. As they reconnect, they rediscover the ease of their old friendship, navigating awkwardness, shared memories, and the spark that never truly went away. Over time, they learn to be around each other again, and what begins as nostalgia slowly transforms into a deep, all-consuming love.
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19 Feb 2026
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The thing is, Lando Norris is no stranger to car crashes. He drives 800-kilo turbo-speed death rockets for a living, knowing how to react in a totalled vehicle is essential in his line of work.
It’s just that the automotive incidents he’s accustomed to usually involve him being in the car, rather than the poor sod being slammed into. Maybe that difference is the reason he’s seeing the light right now, ribs bruised and head reeling, as what could only be an angel leans over to get a look at him.
“Holy shit,” Oscar swears. “I just hit fucking Lando Norris with my car.”
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19 Feb 2026